3 photos in galleryOh, Lady Timberbiel. You think you’re so fashion-forward, but instead, you are ass-backwards.
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Fug File: Candids
Fug or Fab: Katie Holmes
Well, I guess I respect Katie Holmes for not running around in clothes that scream, “THANKS FOR THE ALIMONY, TOMMY BOY,” and yet I continue to be surprised that she can’t do better. Can’t she wear something that at least quietly whispers, “Psst, I totally defeated you”?
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Fugsie J
Let’s discuss baggy leather pants.
I know that tight does not always mean right, but with leather, doesn’t it just end up looking like she is wearing her garbage out to the Dumpster?
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Fugli Klum
So obviously, many of us remember that dresses over pants are a thing that happened.
But please, fashion overlords, don’t invite it back to the party in disguise as Nighties Over Pants. There are already enough trends in this world that won’t pay their tab and get the hell out.
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Fug file: Candids, super(and unsuper)models, Heidi Klum
Well Played, Gwen “Emma Stone” Stacy
They’ve cast Shailene Woodley as Mary Jane Watson, so it’s possible Emma Stone’s work as Gwen Stacy is nearing its end in the new Spider Man movies.
But if she DOES go out, at least — based on this on-set photo — it will be on a high note. Shirt: yes. Skirt: yes. Tights: sure! Shoes: eh, she can keep the over-the-knee boots; they’re not my bag. But the rest of it… Damn, Gwen Stacy, when Mary Jane starts worming in on your action, you might need to bring me on your rage retail-therapy spree. I’ll buy the drinks if you’ll be the blouses.
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Fug file: Candids, Film and TV, Emma Stone
2 Fug 2 Furious
As I waited for this picture to download, I thought, “Wow, Eva Mendes hasn’t been in a movie in AGES. I wonder what she’s up to. A girl’s career can not run on dating Ryan Gosling alone.” So I looked on IMDb, and she’s in the new HBO movie from Larry David, also starring My Boyfriend Jon Hamm, so I guess she’s doing okay for herself:
EVEN IF SHE CAN’T DRESS HERSELF. I kid you not, there is FOR SURE a scene in the Judith Krantz masterwork Scruples wherein our heroine Billie Winthrop Ikehorn Orsini puts on this very jumpsuit — presumably before running down to her store to give someone hell. Sexy, sexy hell. And while that is, in a sense, a compliment — I sincerely love that book — while Billie WIO remains awesome, her outfits are perhaps best left in the 80s.
(Parenthetically, I will not rest until all of you have read Scruples and, in fact, at least 2/3rs of the Krantz oeuvre. She published Scruples, her first novel, when she was 50 YEARS OLD, after working in magazines for years, and all of her heroines have extremely interesting, well-drawn jobs. It’s nice to read a trashy book where the heroine has all kinds of romantical problems but also has a fascinating and compelling career. I am both devastated that the Natalie Portman-produced pilot of Scruples never got picked up, but also perhaps relieved that I don’t have to see Chad Michael Murray RUIN the character of Spider Elliot every week. I’m so torn. I long to see that pilot, as I fear it must have been completely hilari-bad. ANYWAY. I also highly recommend Krantz’s autobiography. It is called — wait for it — Sex and Shopping. And it’s dishy. Thus concludes this meeting of the GFY Parenthetical Trashy Book Club. We don’t like your outfit, Eva, but we appreciate the excuse for the digression.)
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