I deeply, deeply, deeply sincerely wish I could have been present for Jada PS’s decision-making process vis a vis what she wore to last night’s BET Awards:
I can just picture her coming out of her walk-in closet and announcing to Will that, AT LAST, she’s found the perfect way to marry the concept of the old-timey bathing suit to a more professional look! For years, she’s been wondering what to wear if she gets cast in a role as a Deputy DA who’s a world-champion synchronized swimmer on the side — and now she knows! And, in fact, she wants them to write and produce that movie: they’ll call it, The Jury Pool, and Lifetime will go so nuts for it that they’ll have to write a sequel, but in the sequel the DA will have moved onto ballet, and they can call it, The Plié Bargain! And Will will just hum a few bars of “It’s Not Unusual” to himself and smile and nod.
Kidman wore the dress Hathaway was SUPPOSED to wear to the Oscars: 
BET Awards Fug Performance: Alicia Keys
See that cute girl with the red lipstick standing behind Alicia? I think her expression says it all:
It says, “that dress is cute, but I hope to God you don’t get too close to the edge of the stage, because we’re all going to be able to see straight up it. Everyone’s happy you’re having a baby, but none of us are so happy that we actually want to act as your OB-GYN.”
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