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(6) CHLOE SEVIGNY vs. (10) ZOSIA MAMET
I feel that these two may be each other’s spirit animals. That said, I have questions.
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Fug Madness 2013, Sweet Sixteen: Cher Bracket, Part II
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Fug Madness 2013, Sweet Sixteen: Madonna Bracket, Part I
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(2) KIM KARDASHIAN vs. (3) CARLY RAE JEPSEN
If only it were three years ago and I could make a gif of Kanye popping into this slideshow, saying, “IMMA LET YOU FINISH, CARLY, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS KIM HAD THE FUGLIEST YEAR OF ALL TIME!” Sadly, I can no longer make that joke. But it would have been AMAZING, you guys. Kim sailed into this game, while CRJ had to fight to make it past Halle Berry in the last round. Does she have enough in the tank to take down THE KARDASHIAN? Look at the slideshow and make your choice!
(PS: As always, the archives are here for you: Kim Kardashian, CRJ)
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Fug Madness 2013, Sweet Sixteen: Charo Bracket, part I
(1) RIHANNA vs. (5) ELLE FANNING
Could there be two more opposite people in a head-to-head contest? We often wish that the contenders could go out to lunch, or bowling, in real life, and let us record it. But I actually ACTIVELY think that would be a bad idea here.
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Fug Madness 2013, Sweet Sixteen: Bjork Bracket, Part I
(6) LINDSAY LOHAN vs. (10) LENA DUNHAM
First of all, may I remind you that these woman are the same age? Lena has her professional shit together; Lilo has a job on Anger Management solely because Charlie Sheen has been trying to save her. When CHARLIE SHEEN looks at you and is all, “girl, you are SCREWED UP,” you know things have gone awry. (For what it’s worth, I think Charlie sees a lot of himself in Lindsay and therefore is the only person in Hollywood who still wants to help her. I think he has a lot of empathy for her without having the wherewithal to realize that she doesn’t want to help herself. That being said, the only reason Charlie Sheen himself had a career for so long is because even when he was insanely cracked up, he showed up to work on time and did his job, which Lindz hasn’t done since she was a pre-teen.) Lena needs a new stylist who will say things like, “I think we need to get a tailor in here to make some tweaks to that bodice,” or “let’s try something more structured.” Lindsay needs a time machine to redo all her choices of the last ten years. I don’t know which will emerge victorious from this battle, but I do know which one I’d rather be stuck with in a stalled elevator.
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Fug Madness 2013: Updated Bracket for Sweet Sixteen
Okay, the matchups are over, the next round is starting in 90 minutes… here is a filed-out, official bracket for those of you who want a hand keeping track of what the heck is happening.
Enjoy, and vote it up strong today and tomorrow — we have some seriously wackadoo battles on tap.
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(1) JUSTIN BIEBER v. (4) LADY GAGA
Can you imagine what would happen if these two started dating? Now that I’ve thought of this, I really really really REALLY want it to happen. It would be a cavalcade of famewhore insanity. To the point where I think they might actually just go on tour together and call it the CAVALCADE OF FAMEWHORE INSANITY TOUR.
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