Fug File: Fugs and Pieces

Fugs and Pieces, April 5, 2013


Happy Friday, Fug Nation! I hope you can wait out this weekend patiently, knowing that the Fug Madness final game is Monday. I know it will be difficult. Until then:

– You can actually still vote on Bieber vs. Rihanna and Rob Kardashian’s ex vs. Rob Kardashian’s sister. The comments sections are vibrant, the fug is ferocious, and Rita Ora has been sneaking up on Kim all day.

– Did we mention that we’re appearing at the LA Times Festival of Books again this year? We are very excited. Los Angelenos, please come out and see us on the YA Stage on Sunday, April 21 at 10:30 a.m., where we will be appearing along with Abby McDonald and Paul Rudnick in a panel moderated by Aaron Hartzler. I will be all hopped up on coffee [H: And that is way too early for my hair to look anything but totally insane, which is fun... for you maybe], so when we sign your books afterwards, there is NO TELLING what I will write!

We also wrote about Saoirse Ronan for The Cut this week. She has worn some crazy stuff AND some cute stuff. (The Cut)

– We are obviously very distraught about Roger Ebert going to that big multiplex in the sky, where I hope they’re always showing 3 great movies and one really, really, really terrible one — because Ebert, of course, was always best when he really hated something. Have you read his review of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo? Because I was going to link to one of the many great stories about Ebert that ran yesterday and today, but instead I’m just going to link to that review, because it is brilliantly written, masterfully paced, and the final two paragraphs are…well, just read it.  There was no one better. (The Chicago Sun Times)

– I love this: Memories of the Oldest Living Brooklyn Dodger. (New York Times)

– In which Rebecca Harrington tries, like Rihanna and Marc Jacobs before her, to dress solely in pajamas. It doesn’t go very well. (The Cut)

– The best episode of The Cosby Show aired 27 years ago this week. You KNOW which one it is. (Glamour)

Jamie Lynn Spears ALSO wants Justin and Britney to get back together. This amuses me. (Lainey)

GQ made Drew Magary get kidnapped for fun. Well, “fun.” (GQ)

– You need to read this article about the sets for Baz Luhrmann’s The Great GatsbyThe movie may be terrible but it certainly will look good. (Architectural Digest)

– This headline just makes me laugh:”Photos of The Rock Making Things Look Small.” Also, I really love The Rock. (Vulture)

– Did you know that Dr Seuss collected crazy hats? They’re on tour and they are AMAZING. (Collector’s Weekly)

– So, a bunch of schools in Norway have RESCHEDULED EXAMS so that kids can go see Bieber. I can’t even. (Time)

Refinery29 takes a look at the man-bob. I just want to talk about Ron Eldard’s horrible man-bob on Justified this season. (Refinery29)

– Sometimes I talk back to my computer and when I read the headline Lindsey Vonn ‘convinced that Tiger is cheating on her,’ I said, “NO SHIT.” I don’t know why I am so obsessed with that Bad Idea Jeans of a relationship, but I am. (Celebitchy)

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Fugs and Pieces, March 29 2013


First of all, we’d like to sincerely thank you guys for putting up with all the technical issues we have been having here at GFY. I know I found them frustrating, but they must have been exponentially more annoying for those of you who just wanted to read a dang website without the whole thing bursting into flames on a daily basis. Your support — and, literally, your actual technical help — is extremely, extremely appreciated.  Thank you for being you.

– OMG YOU GUYS GO WATCH THIS PREVIEW OF THE LOCHTE REALITY SHOW NOW. (Gawker)

– Holy cow. Cosmopolitan found a vintage hand-drawn cover that looks EERILY like Amy Poehler. Now I want Leslie Knope to buy that hat. (Cosmo)

– So, SWINTON’s in a box at MoMA. No, literally. (New York Times)

This is a great piece about the state of LGBT characters and stories in YA.  I particularly loved this quote, from one of the authors discussed, Marisa Calin:”The shift I’d like to see more of is the distinction between sexuality defined as who we want to sleep with versus who we love. Prejudiced people make an easy target of ‘gay’ being about sex, but I noticed the butterflies, the beating heart and the compulsive need to smile long before I had any idea what I wanted to do about it.”  (The Atlantic Wire)

– Speaking of love, Refinery29 has put together another City Hall Weddings slideshow which, as you know, I love. Mazel tov! (Refinery29)

– You want to watch Kirsten Dunst and Joseph Gordon Levitt play Celebrity Jeopardy as teens. (Time)

– Let’s rank all seasons of The Real World, and then think about HOW OLD WE ARE. (Vulture)

– Oh, lord. Now Bieber is spitting in people’s faces (ALLEGEDLY). That is no way for a possible Fug Madness champion to behave! (Lainey Gossip)

– Let’s look at some creepy abandoned theme parks. (Weather.com)

Anne Hathaway and Franco are STILL SNIPING ABOUT THE OSCARS. You guys, just shut up. (Although I am kind of Team Anne on this one.) (Celebitchy)

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Fugs and Pieces, March 22nd 2013


Fug Madness is underway! Make sure you’ve voted in these all important early rounds. Today, in case you missed them:

The Cher Bracket.

The Bjork Bracket.

The Charo Bracket.

The Madonna Bracket.

And while you’re waiting to see if your brackets are busted:

Bill Cosby is having a Cosby Sweater-Off to determine the best Cosby sweater on his own site. This pleases me. (Bill Cosby)

Sports Illustrated ranked all 68 schools in the tournament by their “coolest” alum. I HIGHLY DISAGREE with who they decided was the #1 coolest alum — I like him, but coolest overall? No — but I’m fine with their pick for my alma mater. (SI)

– And Cosmo — who else? — discusses the tournaments’ hottest players. (Cosmo)

Your Week In Cumberbatch. (Celebitchy)

–The FBI still hasn’t solved the greatest art heist in American history. (Gawker)

– Collectors Weekly takes a look at “the delightfully sinful history of canoes.” The pictures are awesome, and the story is great. A quote: “A Minneapolis Tribune story reported that ‘misconduct in canoes has become so grave and flagrant that it threatens to throw a shadow upon the lakes as recreation resorts and to bring shame upon the city.’” Canoe misconduct! (Collectors Weekly)

– Can we talk about how WEIRD it is that Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn posed for photos to announce that they’re dating? (Lainey)

– Tina Fey was on Inside the Actors Studio and she was awesome and her favorite curse word is “shitballs.” (Vulture)

– The Awl took a very complete and amusing look at Alyssa Milano’s Japanese pop album. (The Awl)

– The Cut has this whole series where Rebecca Harrington tries crazy old school Hollywood diets. It is hilarious and terrifying, and this week, it involves Greta Garbo. (The Cut)

Some dudes in Turkey stole AN ENTIRE BRIDGE. Per the villagers from whom it was stolen, this is “a hassle.” (Time)

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Fugs and Pieces: March 15, 2013


Are you ready for Fug Madness to ROCK YOUR WORLD? Make sure you print out your brackets and get your pools organized! Until tip off, enjoy:

– We’re doing Fug Madness, Grantland is using bracketology to determine college basketball’s most hated player ever. (Grantland)

– Another historical grave discovered in — well, UNDER — a parking lot, this time in Scotland. (Time)

– For some reason, I am obsessed with seeing what is inside other people’s fridges. I appreciate Refinery29 for filling this void in my reading this week. (Refiner29)

– A hard-hitting (tee hee) at some of notable baseball players who decided to go cupless and paid for it. With their testicles. (Daily Intelligencer)

– Oh, BIEBER. Don’t throw shade on Lilo’s financial mess. Even if you do delete it later. (Lainey)

– I’m sure you’ve seen High School of Thrones, but if you haven’t, and you love GoT, get over to The Hairpin. (The Hairpin)

– Our brave friends at Vulture put together a complete list of everything Carrie ever “couldn’t help but wonder” on Sex and the City. (Vulture)

– And The Cut on hate-watching street style. (The Cut)

– I am just going to leave you with the headline here. Ahem: Benedict Cumberbatch sings a creepy, sexy song to his Cumberbitches. (Celebitchy)

– Emma Stone is all adorable with Who What Wear. (Who What Wear)

–And Nicki Minaj is secretly really pretty funny when she interviews herself for Elle. (Video! Elle Magazine)

– 25 years ago, the LA Times published a magazine predicting where we would be in 2013.  You need to look at it. Where is my robo-pet?! (LA Times)

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Fugs and Pieces, March 8 2012


Don’t forget to Spring Forward on Sunday, North America! Also, FUG MADNESS STARTS SOON. Have you weighed in on who you think we should include?

– On March 3, 1913, over 5000 people marched on Washington “to give expression to the nation-wide demand for an amendment to the United States Constitution enfranchising women,” as the event’s program put it. The Smithsonian has a document detailing the organization and makeup of the parade, and it is fascinating. Thanks for all your hard work, ladies. (Smithsonian)

– So MTV has put every photo from TRL’s photobooth online. 500 plus pictures from the heyday of TRL. All celebrities. It’s insane. Enjoy the next six hours of saying things like, “Wow, Debra Messing was so YOUNG. Aw, BRITNEY! Ooh, Jennifer Garner is kissing Scott Foley. Awkward. Hey! I forgot Simon Rex existed! Wow, that band was TERRIBLE.” Etc (MTV)

– It’s true. We are all Elaine Benes. (Buzzfeed)

– I LOVE Collectors Weekly. Both because it’s interesting and because I am a bit of a hoarder and we hoarders like to think we’re COLLECTING INTERESTING THINGS. Recently they talked about Cosby sweaters to…. Bill Cosby. And costumers from The Cosby Show. It is totally fascinating. Some of the sweaters pictured here are AWESOME. I want the one featuring Bill Cosby running track across the front. (Collectors Weekly)

The Everygirl profiles the effortlessly awesome Kim France. (The Everygirl)

– Lainey thinks Stacy Keibler may have finished her stint on the arm of Intern George. If true, she certainly had the most successful run as George Clooney’s Official Girlfriend, and it’s hard to feel too bad about going out in the stunning Oscar dress. (Lainey)

– If you haven’t yet seen Mila Kunis shoot the breeze with a very weird BBC journalist (who is totally doing a schtick that may or may not be based on the fact that he is actually awkward and unprepared in reality) during her current press junket, you ought to. She is awesome and kind. (Vulture)

– I love that AnnaSophia Robb loves her big curly Carrie wig. (Refinery29)

– This outfit is insane on Fergie, but I am tickled that she and Duhamel are having a baby, because I think they’ve been trying for awhile. Yay for babies. But seriously, this outfit is insane. (Celebitchy)

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Fugs and Pieces, March 1 2013


Happy end of awards season! I’m going to go crawl into bed and take a nap FOREVER. Or at least until Monday. Entertain yourself with the following:

– The opening credits for the Dutch version of The Golden Girls are amazing. (Vulture)

– I think everyone is a little sad that Ben Affleck shaved his hot 70s beard. (Celebitchy)

– This is an excellent piece by a woman who ghostwrote several of the early Sweet Valley Highs. You should read it; It bums me out that her friends were kind of unsupportive of this venture. A woman I knew in college — so, about ten years after this writer’s experience — worked in the SVH factory and I always thought it was fascinating. (Kenyon Review)

– This is an amazing piece in the NYT about a huge hit show in Norway that is all about firewood, and fires. And it almost seems like a joke, but it turns out the Norwegians are just seriously really into wood, as the Beatles taught us. You have to read the comments from the Norwegians who weigh in. (New York Times)

– The Foreign Service issued official Yeti-hunting guidelines back in the 50s. (Slate)

Watch 90 years of Time covers in 120 seconds. (Time)

– Mental Floss presents Nine Houses Built For Spite. Ah, the things I’ve done for spite. (Mental Floss)

– Ah, Prince Harry visiting students and wearing aprons and dancing with children. (Lainey)

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