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Jun 13, 2013 By Heather AT 7:00 am
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I’m confused.

Is she at the Miss Jumpsuit America 2013 pageant?

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Shay Mitchfug

Jun 12, 2013 By Heather AT 1:00 pm
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At least the color combination is cool:

But boy, those shorts are leaving me colder than a Diet Coke in a barrel of ice water. The bunching makes it look like someone actually full-on punched her in the crotc0h and Nethers Abuse is not a scourge we should tolerate.

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Fug Blood

Jun 12, 2013 By Heather AT 10:00 am
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You know the old adage about looking in the mirror before you go out and removing one thing?

It’s a bad sign when that one thing ought to be, “Half your dress.”

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Fug and Kate

Jun 7, 2013 By Jessica AT 1:00 pm
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Dear Dakota Johnson,

We are ALL still sad that Ben and Kate got axed last season — why did it have to die in the same universe that allowed Rules of Engagement to run SEVEN SEASONS? Why? — but this is not the answer:

Whatever this actually is.

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Fugtoria Beckham

Jun 5, 2013 By Heather AT 9:00 am
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Oh, Posh. Pish, Posh. You are better than this.

I’m not even talking about the jumpsuit (which I just mistyped as “dumpsuit,” which also applies in a way). It’s the hideous bottle tan, which looks like the Seinfeld episode where Kramer bastes himself in butter and then sunbathes and it makes Newman hallucinate his head on a perfectly roasted turkey. It’s the hair, which, though not as bad as during the low point of her extensions, still does nothing to enhance her the way the pixie or sassy bobs did. And it’s the makeup, which looks like someone drew on her eyebrows while she was passed out on the sofa. She is the Victoria of Yore — Yesterposh — and it makes me worried that we’re creeping back into the weird, desperate territory where she didn’t have anything to do except be photographed near David. Girl, you are a fashion mogul. And a good one. Go wash your face and exfoliate everything — and wear one of your own designs, because frankly, they are better.

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Amy Fugdams

Jun 5, 2013 By Heather AT 7:00 am
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As I idly surfed through pictures from the Glamour Women of the Year event and finished an impromptu live-tweeting of Mannequin, I flipped on Jimmy Kimmel and found this, and did a double-take.

First, it is not a good idea to let your guest sit in such a way, with such a hair curtain, that this camera angle is rendered useless. Amy Adams has nice hair, but people don’t often tune in to a talk show to see people’s hair getting chatty. Unless the hair is on Connie Britton’s head. And even then, at some point it feels like she’s ignoring the camera, and by extension me, and I WILL NOT BE DENIED.

Second, THAT OUTFIT.

It’s bra straps and a lace Chaplin. I’m sure Charlie appreciates being paid homage by someone’s chest, but is that really worth walking around like a giant strap-on mustache?

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