Is she at the Miss Jumpsuit America 2013 pageant?
At least the color combination is cool:
But boy, those shorts are leaving me colder than a Diet Coke in a barrel of ice water. The bunching makes it look like someone actually full-on punched her in the crotc0h and Nethers Abuse is not a scourge we should tolerate.
You know the old adage about looking in the mirror before you go out and removing one thing?
It’s a bad sign when that one thing ought to be, “Half your dress.”
Dear Dakota Johnson,
We are ALL still sad that Ben and Kate got axed last season — why did it have to die in the same universe that allowed Rules of Engagement to run SEVEN SEASONS? Why? — but this is not the answer:
Whatever this actually is.
As I idly surfed through pictures from the Glamour Women of the Year event and finished an impromptu live-tweeting of Mannequin, I flipped on Jimmy Kimmel and found this, and did a double-take.
First, it is not a good idea to let your guest sit in such a way, with such a hair curtain, that this camera angle is rendered useless. Amy Adams has nice hair, but people don’t often tune in to a talk show to see people’s hair getting chatty. Unless the hair is on Connie Britton’s head. And even then, at some point it feels like she’s ignoring the camera, and by extension me, and I WILL NOT BE DENIED.
Second, THAT OUTFIT.
It’s bra straps and a lace Chaplin. I’m sure Charlie appreciates being paid homage by someone’s chest, but is that really worth walking around like a giant strap-on mustache?