12That’s right, Selena, put up your hand and put a stop to this. We can’t go down the Donna Martin-style “cropped shirt and pants with hanging suspenders” road again.
In other words, it’s 9021-no. ZING. Friday afternoon, ladies and gentlemen!
[Photo: Pacific Coast News]
8This is basically the full coverage version of what Ellie wore in Cannes.
Can we marry them? Take the top of the other one and give it the feather-skirt treatment? Because the pretty, glitzy bits of that dress might at least make the plumage look interesting, whereas the dowdy sausage casing we have here just makes it the bottom seem hairy and blah, like a Muppet somebody got bored of before giving it a head.
[Photo: Pacific Coast News]
18In case you were wondering what it would look like if Cher Horowitz ever had to attend a funeral:
Ke$ha’s here for us.
[Photo: INF]
Apart from the fact that this looks like the clumsy, drunken union of two different dresses…
… something about the lines of this dress, and the heavy dark shoulder, creates the strange optical illusion that her torso has been permanently twisted to one side. Everything looks shoved off to her right, like a Barbie who’s been permanently contorted by little brothers and soap-operatic falls down makeshift elevator shafts. Not a great effect when you’re an actual live human, although she DID marry Dennis Rodman, so maybe she has secret alien DNA in there somewhere.
[Photo: Fame/Flynet]
CFDA Fugs and Fabs: The Models
Eight-MILLIONTH verse, same as the first: $*&!@@!#.
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