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Fug Horror Story

Apr 23, 2013 By Jessica AT 9:20 am

I feel like Sarah Paulson’s facial expression here says, “I just caught a glimpse of my reflection in the sliding glass door and I am NOT happy about it.”

I can’t say I blame her.

[Photo: Getty]

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Fug Upon A Time

Apr 22, 2013 By Heather AT 2:00 pm

I think possibly every person in the background of this photo — be it amusedly or with flinty awkwardness — is thinking some version of the following:  ”WHAT? NO.”

I mean, the horribly fit top, the wrinkles, the Frowny Groinparts… Even the baby is averting her eyes. Clever girl.

[Photo: Splash News]

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Little Miss Fugshine

Apr 22, 2013 By Jessica AT 1:00 pm

I am concerned that Abigail Breslin here fell into a deep dark Nashville wormhole — we’ve all been there — and when she crawled out of it, she decided that Scarlett was her spirit animal:

(There could easily be cowboy boots under there.) And while Abigail Breslin probably would have been good in that role, she doesn’t need to try to land a recast IN REAL LIFE.

[Photo: Getty]

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Fug’s Anatomy

Apr 22, 2013 By Jessica AT 12:00 pm

This seems good from the front, right?

Classic black pants, lace-sleeved top, cute shoes. Her hair is good at that length. Nothing to complain about, right?

But if this isn’t a scrolldown fug it certainly is, shall we say, a turn around fug:

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Martha Marcy Fug Marlene

Apr 19, 2013 By Jessica AT 1:00 pm

Louisa Krause here has three movies coming out this year, and was in Martha Marcy May Marlene with Elizabeth Olsen:

And you KNOW that if she hits it big as an actor, four years from now she will be confronted with this photo in the course of a big glossy story in Allure or whatever and she is going to have to sigh and be like, “yeah. I know. I don’t know what was happening there. I just…don’t know.”

It’s possible she’s saying that NOW, actually.

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Fug, then Fab: Hailee Steinfeld

Apr 19, 2013 By Heather AT 12:00 pm

The little old granny bursting at the seams of my soul REALLY can’t handle a girl Hailee’s age wearing anything even REMOTELY transparent.

I shouldn’t be able to see undergarments, I shouldn’t be wondering what percentage of this thing is lined, and I really shouldn’t be grimacing at what’s happening to her pelvis because my eyes should not BE on her pelvis because she is a fetus. Her pelvis is nobody’s business at this age. Don’t make me do illegal things just by virtue of having eyes, kid. Also, not for nothing: That is not a good jumpsuit. It’s like she’s been seized by creeping vines.

Fortunately, at a different event on the same night, she managed to be interesting in a better way:

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