Jessica and I often joke about those heavily edited, ellipsis-replete reviews that redact enough words to turn any sentence into something even vaguely positive, and our frequent one is that someone “has… created… a… performance.”
Katie Price… has… created… an… ad campaign.
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I know Helen Mirren probably feels like she can’t be Dame Sexypants all the time — it’s probably exhausting, for one thing, and plus that notorious minx Judi Dench might be stoning Helen via Facebook or something because she decided it’s her turn.
But there’s some acreage between “Dame Sexypants is on a brief holiday” and “Dame Sexypants has been murdered and replaced with Hyacinth Bucket.”
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Certain things are delicious in their consistency: The sun sets in the west, the tides go up and down, and Rihanna wears booty shorts.
I am concerned that there are two strange-handled weapons sheathed in her boots. But what’s REALLY hilarious is the shirt over this ensemble. It comes down as far as the shorts do and we can see right through it. So what’s the point, exactly? I guess it’s opaque in a few (small) parts. So basically, she’s completely comfortable with nipples, 99.9 percent of her thighs, and whatever butt cleavage is collaterally exposed, but her collarbone is her breaking point?
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Hey, you guys? Remember Cassie?
No, LITERALLY that’s what this outfit is asking: Hey, you guys? Remember Cassie?
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Every time I want to write about someone on Downton, I remember that one of you is in season one and get all worried about spoilers in a recent post about Lady Mary. So, if that one person is YOU: STOP READING NOW SERIOUSLY STOP READING. Ahem. Okay, so no one is more excited that Mistaaaaaaaa Baaaaaaaates is out of the pokey than I am, if only because Baaaaaaaates in Jaaaaaiiillll was snoozeville and he’s much more fun when he’s clomping around Downton making Thomas miserable, but there is NO EXCUSE FOR THIS:
You’re FREE, Joanne Froggett! You do NOT need to dress like a servant of any ilk — even a flight attendant.
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Ozzily Played, Kelly Osbourne
That whole thing with Kelly having a random seizure on the Fashion Police set was super scary. I hope all the tests really do/did prove that she’s fine, because if I were her, I’d be nervous all the damn day.
So maybe a brief, costumey Princess of Darkness phase can be forgiven. But please, if she bites the head off a bird, somebody call Sharon..
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