Okay, here’s the thing: It’s been VERY CHILLY in Los Angeles lately. Downright festive. So, do you see the problem with this picture of Ms Ashley Tisdale and her perhaps more-impervious-to-the-elements beau?
Girlfriend. If you are huddling for warmth in a sweater, a fur vest, thigh-high socks and over the knee boots, I have but one suggestion for you: LOOK INTO PANTS.
I feel like I can read the postcard Julia Roberts is mentally composing from here:
It says,
“Dear Oprah,
Greetings from San Sebastian! They don’t allow pants here — isn’t that crazy? Hope you and Gayle are well! See you at Travolta’s Jell-O Shots Poker Party next week!
Love,
Ju-Ju!”
Stay classy, Taylor Momsen:
[Photo: Splash News]
PS: Of all the things in the world that aren’t pants, A SWEATSHIRT TIED AROUND YOUR WAIST TO CONCEAL YOUR RATTY BOY SHORT UNDERPANTS is the least pants-like of all.
I don’t know about you, but I have an unspoken list of places where I refuse to go bottoms-less: Thanksgiving dinner, my grandma’s birthday party, the subway, and so forth — places where covering my bum is both polite and hygienic.
[Photo: Splash News]
Suddenly, “baseball stadiums” have rocketed to the top of that list.
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Kenneth Cole here seems to be saying, with his eyes, “DON’T BLAME ME FOR THIS ONE.”
But I do blame you, Kenneth, I do. If there were a fashion version of the Good Samaritan Law, you’d be cited for failing to step in and stop this disaster from happening. YOU’RE STANDING RIGHT THERE.
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