Fug File: Man Fugs

Billboard Music Fugs: Justin Bieber


The fugpidemic continues apace:

Kid, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE AIR BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS BEFORE THEY BECOME YOUR KNEES.

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Well Played, Men of the Star Trek Premiere


I’m doing the gents first this time, so as not to keep you waiting until the end of the day. But there is no Benedict Cumberbatch, Fug Nation. Call him Beneditch Cumberbatch, y’all, ’cause he didn’t attend.  Or if he did, I didn’t cumbercatch sight of it. Do we think he thanks his parents every day for not naming him Cu?

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Mostly Fabs: The Men of Star Trek


I am kind of into the three-piece suit thing that’s happening right now. Thanks, Ryan Gosling!

[Photos: Getty]

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Fug or Fine: Reese Witherspoon and Matthew McConaughey


I love this photo.

It says, to me, “Huh. News of the DUI and disorderly conduct thing has GOT to come out any second now. Right? When is THAT happening? Is someone going to ask me about it now? Is it going to break during this event and then suddenly everyone at the party will be staring at me and snickering while they look at TMZ on their phones? WHY did I yell at that cop? Isn’t the first rule of being a celebrity ‘Don’t Be A Douche When You Get Busted For Doing Something Dumb and Illegal and Dangerous, Because Nothing You Say Will Stop It From Happening, But Being Awful Means You’ll Just Look Nasty and Deluded and Have To Apologize? Is that too long to get stamped on my wrist?”

And now for the outfits.

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Fug or Fab the Temporary (We Think) Makeover: Dan Stevens


Okay, y’all, let’s discuss Matthew Crawley.

Here he is as we all remember him: blonde hair, baby blues, slight smirk, Man Most Likely To Start Talking About Boring Modernization of Estate Management, Man Whose Career Decisions Doused The Burning Loins Of An Easily Embittered World.

And here he is now, thanks to another career decision to play a heroin dealer:

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Fugstin Bieber


You know, I often search for the right word to describe the way Justin Bieber’s styling makes him look. And with the blouse and the dropping trousers and double watches, and swoopfant (swoop + bouffant), I think I’ve finally settled on that word.

And it is: twerp.

Also, pro-tip, young sir:

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