Fug File: Man Fugs

A 2012 Fugtrospective: The Year Kellan Lutz Became Hilarious


So, as heartthrobs go, I never really was able to go there with Kellan Lutz. I maybe used to call him Kellan Yutz. I might even have used “Klutz” to name the folder into which I saved all these photos. But then a funny thing happened: Kellan Lutz grew facial hair and became amazing. Intentionally or not — and I suspect not — it gave him this undeniable aura of hilarious mischief. So between that, the amazeballsificence of his Essential Homme cover (you’ll soon see), and his absolutely intentional self-parodying awesomeness on 30 Rock, I am now a staunch believer that the right comedic role would put me on Team Lutz forever. As it is, I’m considering volunteering to be the water girl.

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Played, Anne and Hugh and Amanda


I’m sure these three are tired, but it’s the Walk of Fame! So what if the stars are bought and paid for; it’s still kind of fun (I assume) to have your name on the ground.

Seyfried actually looks adorable in the boots and tights and trench; Jackman looks strangely rumpled, as if he just woke up an hour ago and still hasn’t quite shaken off the whiskey. And Anne Hathaway… is also there. Her hair looks great, but the dress apparently does not take kindly to things like “sitting down” and so it gives off the aura of having fallen off the hanger in the dress bag and nobody had a steamer. So it’s not… all bad? But it’s not the knockout I wanted. Hopefully they’re saving that for a big Los Angeles Les Mis event at which everyone will look suitably glam and/or winged.

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Fugs and Fabs: Les Other Miserables


It is going to be hard to top the madcap campathon that was Anne Hathaway’s contribution to the festivities, but for the record, other cast members attended and were dressed.  In fact, they all looked fairly good, but for a few nits here and there we can pick. Let’s do it.

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Fugs and Fabs: Dudes at the Breaking Dawn, Part 2 Premiere


Let’s discuss a few things: 1) Not EVERY series finale novel needs to be split in half for the movie, because 2) not every series finale novel is as substantial as Deathly Hallows was, and thus 3) it’s so unlikely this movie will be any good, because did you READ the last half of that book? Much less the FIRST HALF? OY, and 4) I have the same issues with rumors that Mockingjay — a.k.a. the third Hunger Games book — will also be split in half. The last third of that one feels like she wrote it in three days under tight deadline. (And possibly under the influence of Theraflu.) Can we please stop this trend?

Okay. Thank you. I needed to get that off my chest. Now let’s relax with some men in suits.

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Breaking Fug: Part Two: Whatever The Hell They’re Calling This One


“Aw, man, you guys. Do I really STILL have to promote this series? Do I? Are you sure? Do I seriously? Don’t you think people will come out and see it no matter what? Don’t you? I do. Can I talk about something else while I’m here? NOT KRISTEN. Something else. What about Harry Potter? Do you guys want to talk about Harry Potter? Let’s talk about the Triwizard Tournament! It was really fun until that thing happened to me that was really bad. See, I care about not spoiling you on an old book! Let’s talk about spoilers! Let’s talk about tacos! Let’s talk about small kiln pottery. Something. SOMETHING ELSE. I’M SO TIRED OF TWILIGHT YOU GUYS. Also, why is my shirt made of wrapping paper?”

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Emmy Awards Man Fugs and Fabs


I’m sorry, Fug Nation. None of our subscriptions had any photos of the Cumberbatch. Will you accept Thomas Jane looking like a lunatic as a peace offering?

… No? Okay, then there’s a treat for you at the end. Which is working correctly now that said treat is placed where I INTENDED it to be placed. Sigh. Technology.

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