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Sep 10, 2012 By Jessica AT 10:00 am

This fall, Warner Bros and Tim Burton present the newest chapter in the epic Tim Burton/Johnny Depp cinematic bromance. A film that will touch you in all the weirdest places….and end in the highest-pitched caterwauling. Set in a world where men name Debra Messing’s Smash character as their greatest style inspiration, and everyone pretends space dementia is a real thing, there is….:

…Dude Looks Like a Lady: The Steven Tyler Story.

Coming in October to a theater near you.

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Beard or Bald-Faced: Jake Gyllenhaal

Aug 28, 2012 By Heather AT 12:00 pm
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We’re having to pull a few rabbits out of hats today. I know, I know, plenty of other sites come up with content, and I should quit my whining, but… I feel like I need to explain to you guys that we’re not denying you a load of historically awful fashion just because we want to talk about facial hair. And yet, I’d rather discuss the relative hotness of Jake Gyllenhaal’s manscaping than trot out a picture of a celeb in a maxi dress just to do it. So let’s get down to it. These are IMPORTANT MATTERS.

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[Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash]

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Hairtrospective: Alec Baldwin

Aug 28, 2012 By Heather AT 10:00 am
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When I stumbled upon Alec Baldwin’s latest attempt at coiffure, I was going to fug it plain. Then I realized digging through the photo archives for a little sashay down memory lane would be so much more fun. Warning: This slideshow ends somewhere adjacent to the Kingdom of Bieber. It’s alarming and I couldn’t send you there without forewarning. Brandish your liquid courage and let’s get going.

[Photos: Getty, WENN]

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Fug or Fab: Bradley Cooper

Aug 27, 2012 By Jessica AT 2:00 pm

I have so many thoughts:

  1. I appreciate it when a dude does something different, especially when the “different” falls on the dapper end of the scale, and not the “I’m going to wear CHICKEN FEET TO THE EMMYS” scale. Although that is appreciated in a different way. The way that is pleased to have material to discuss on this here website.
  2. This fits him nicely and I am glad he isn’t wearing the I Just Woke Up In a Cold Sweat hairdo of a Hangover movie.
  3. Can we just discuss that he is currently the reigning Sexiest Man Alive? That already seems like such a random choice, which perhaps means this year’s slate of movies isn’t going as gangbusters as the last few. (Sorry, Bradley. You are nothing to sneeze at, but you know what I mean. Also, that link I just posted goes to the Wikipedia page for Sexiest Man Alive and I appreciate that Nick Nolte also once received the honor, presumably in conjunction with the press machine for Prince of Tides.)
  4. I am legit not sure if I think this all matches. I like the concept of the eggplant-colored suit. And the blue shirt is good with his eyes. I just don’t know if all of it comes together.
  5. What do you say? Hit the comments and make it happen.

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Fugless

Aug 23, 2012 By Heather AT 10:00 am

It may tell you a lot about me that the only way I can remember how to spell Shia LaBeouf’s name is to think of him as Shia LaBeowulf, and then remove a few letters.

However, I this this actually IS Shia LaBeowulf. IMDb suggests this is for a movie — Lars Von Trier’s The Nymphomaniac, with apparent emphasis on maniac — but it’s still creepy, doubly so because from the neck down it’s great and from the neck up it’s like a James Franco prank.

[Photo: Getty]

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Fugopolis

Aug 16, 2012 By Jessica AT 1:00 pm

“Sorry, you guys.”

“I know I was doing so well, but now I think I might be backsliding. I’ve been wearing this shirt for three days. I can’t manage to eat anything other than ice cream.  My fly’s undone, and I had to wear this hat because I forgot how to shower and I’m too distraught to figure out how to take it off my head. Because I’m too busy obsessing over how AWKWARD the Twilight press junket is going to be. Lautner bet me five dollars that K Stew won’t even show up but could I be that lucky and also that might make me sad at the same time and I’ll give YOU five dollars if you can tell me where I put down my water bottle to take this picture and also that’s not water BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO.”

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