It had to happen sooner or later: R.Pattz emerged from hiding after the K.Stew scandal, and did a bang-up job looking none the worse for wear. I’m sure there were people on one team or another on constant alert for puffy, red eyes, a drunken collapse, maybe even some plaintive moaning at the sky. Instead, he looks like he always does. Which, when you’ve had as crappy a few weeks as he had, is an admirable achievement. In his shoes I’d probably still be coated in Cheeto dust.