Fug File: Man Fugs

Well Played, Robert Pattinson


It had to happen sooner or later: R.Pattz emerged from hiding after the K.Stew scandal, and did a bang-up job looking none the worse for wear. I’m sure there were people on one team or another on constant alert for puffy, red eyes, a drunken collapse, maybe even some plaintive moaning at the sky. Instead, he looks like he always does. Which, when you’ve had as crappy a few weeks as he had, is an admirable achievement. In his shoes I’d probably still be coated in Cheeto dust.

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Fugrell Williams


Pharrell Williams apparently has been wearing these shorts — in many cases, also with the half-skeleton shoes — to every event for the last six weeks.

… maybe he’s been having too much fun to go home yet? But seriously, the guy is more than capable of looking dapper — he looked fab in a tux at the Oscars, and he won Esquire’s best-dressed man title in 2005. I know that was an eternity ago in celebrity time, but are you telling me that for the Batman premiere he couldn’t requisition something a LITTLE more dapper than an overly worn crotch billboard and a foot X-ray? COME ON. Step up your game, sir. Fug Madness will be here again before you know it.

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Fugs and Fabs: Twilight at ComicCon


I hope they use this as their engagement photo someday.

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Well Played, Channing Tatum


Okay, let’s get real. I totally picked this photo because the Naked, Cheery Channing growing out of Be-Suited Channing’s arm was too funny to resist:

Let’s take a look at the whole thing:

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Fugalot


First of all, I can’t believe that I learned that Jamie Campbell Bower and Bonnie “Ginny Weasley” Wright called off their engagement because I was trawling for material for the site and I saw a paparazzi shot of him HOLDING HANDS with Lily Collins. IS THIS HOW WE LEARN THINGS NOW?

He was “heartbroken” on the 29th, but he seems fine now. OH WAIT EXCEPT FOR THOSE PANTS, which appear to be staging a revolt to get away from his legs. I fully expect that, six hours later, those errant knee holes had convinced both the thighs and the calves to join them in their ploy for sweet freedom and he found himself unexpectedly pantless.  Bonnie, listen. If you were my friend, here’s what I’d tell you: you don’t want to shackle yourself for all eternity to a man whose own pants don’t trust him, anyway. Seriously.

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Fugsip Girl


Welcome to this week’s installment of our favorite program, WTF Is Happening On Penn Badgley’s Head, in which we pose the familiar old question: “WTF is happening on Penn Badgley’s head?!?!?!”

It’s a rhetorical question, so it’s a short program.

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