I am SURE there’s a reason John Mayer is traipsing around Hollywood dressed like a refugee from the Ren Faire:
I can only HOPE, however, that the reason is because he’s writing a new album containing ONLY songs written in iambic pentameter. It will be called Thy Body Be Ye Olde Wonderlande.
Has anyone seen Justin Bieber’s old hair clippings recently?
No reason. Just curious.
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I’m not sure if this is fugly, or just cheesy.
He looks like he just got kicked out of The Oneders, and is about to busk outside the Urth Cafe with his new scat band, Pajama Mike and the Cuffs.
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To celebrate the historic Stanley Cup win by our Los Angeles Kings (Dear Universe: Thank you for giving us Jonathan Quick after we suffered through the Garon/LaBarbara years), I decided to do a tribute to their playoff beards. Because nothing strikes joy in your heart quite like the sight of ecstatic toothless young guys with a face full of Brillo, unless it is the sight of ecstatic toothless young guys with a face full of Brillo who are carrying around their children. I’ve tried to construct this in a rough saddest-to-bushiest order, but there’s a lot of beardy middle ground where it’s tough to differentiate, and frankly, most of the Kings did us proud in this arena. Except for a few. Maybe next time they win the cup, someone can fill it with Rogaine and then dunk the underachievers in it.
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You just know Josh Hutcherson was relieved the only Hemsworth in attendance was the one who dwarfs everyone.
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@MVZaGoGo I gathered that from the People article about their wedding which involved a lot of her looking triumphant. - J
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Welcome to this week’s installment of our favorite program, WTF Is Happening On Penn Badgley’s Head, in which we pose the familiar old question: “WTF is happening on Penn Badgley’s head?!?!?!”
It’s a rhetorical question, so it’s a short program.
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