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NYFug.com: On Zooey Deschanel
This week for Vulture, we dug up some fashion skeletons from Zooey Deschanel’s closet, while taking a look at whether she’s always been just that adorkable (sorry, I know, it’s an annoying word, but it’s also kind of accurate and apt) or whether the New Girl phenomenon has inflated it. And what did we discover?
Somewhere in Hollywood, Zooey has felt a great disturbance in the Force. “They’ve found it,” she just murmured into a bird-printed handmade mug of organic, locally sourced tea.
About what outfit did we write that? Just you WAIT. You’ll definitely want to visit the whole slideshow because there are some doozies.
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NY Fug.com: Best and Worst at the ACMS
Again, as usual, this isn’t exactly Best and Worst dressed as much as it is Cracked Out Awards Show Superlatives. For example:
“These red sequins are a delight on her. Whatever she’s doing — be it surgical, spiritual, or dietary — we hope she keeps it up because it’s working. Can we advocate for a talk show? We’d watch That’s So Reba in a heartbeat.”
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NY Fug.com: The Fashion Evolution of Kiernan Shipka
In which we look at Mad Men’s best dressed actress. No, SERIOUSLY.
“That award could have referred to their collective good wardrobe as well (what happened to Christina Hendricks between 2009 and today? She’s a bombshell in that gown, whereas nowadays she generally looks like she got dressed while bombed). We especially love seeing Shipka front and center, fully comfortable being 9 years old rather than trying to be 29. It is also worth nothing that Blair Waldorf would wear that today.
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NY Fug.com: On the Project Runway All Stars Finale
In which we do our traditional morning-after quarterbacking. Obviously, if you haven’t watched the finale yet, don’t read this, because it’s full of spoilers (JOANNA COLES WON!!!). To wit:
Heather: What I love is that for all of everyone’s moaning and wailing about how the latter seasons aren’t as good, the final three of the All Stars season contained only one Bravo-cast designer, against two Lifetimers. I hope the networks had a wager going — like how rival mayors bet on the Super Bowl. Since Lifetime wins they get to unload The Client List onto Andy Cohen, and if he’d won Lifetime would’ve gotten … oh, I don’t know, The Real Housewives of Someplace Lesser.
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NY Fug.com: The Good, Bad, and Just Plain Crazy Looks From the Met Ball Red Carpet
In which we do our annual round-up of all the most noteworthy craziness for last night’s Met Gala. Don’t worry, coverage her continues apace. This is just MORE MORE MORE. Including:
I REALLY hated that dress on SJP. It might have been my least favorite of the night, now that I’m thinking about it. To read the whole thing — Coco! Nina Dobrev! Beyonce! The Sev! — please dash over to The Cut.
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