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Fugs and Fabs: The Hangover III Premiere


“Are you there, God? It’s me, Bradley.”

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Cannes Fabs and Feh: Zoe Saldana


When this was shown during Paris Fashion Week, I wrote that it was gorgeous but “a bit eau de pinafore,” and that I’d be curious to see if it worked in real life (read: the red carpet, which is the realest context any of these things ever see). Well, curiosity sated. Happily. (Mostly.)

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Cannes (Mostly) Well Played, Marion Cotillard


In which Marion continues to get the cream of the Dior crop. Is this because she’s French?

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Fug and Fab the Eurovision Song Contest


Welcome to Cezar of Romania. He may change your life. In a year when Eurovision felt low on enduringly pointless theatrics (no, I’m not talking about you, Random Viking; you were a beautiful mystery), the likes of Romania and Montenegro and, for ten glorious seconds, Ukraine, stepped up and tried to keep things saucy. I know the slideshow is long, but frankly, it SHOULD be longer. In a perfect world, all twenty-six acts would have so much insanity that I’d need four pictures per country to ably cover the madness. Come on, 2014. I know you can get us there.

In the name of expedience I’ve tried to cover the most obviously noteworthy stuff here; if something slipped through the cracks, please post links in the comments, and we can discuss it while I attempt to repent.

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Carey Mulligan


Two steps forward, one step back with this one. And by “this one,” I do mean Carey.

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Cannes Fugs and/or Fabs: Jennifer Lawrence


I am beginning to worry that this Dior partnership isn’t going to end up making ANY of us all that happy in the long run.

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