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Cannes Well Played: Nicole Kidman


Nicole is on the jury this year, which means we’re in for a lot of outfits from her in the next two weeks. So far, she is not in contempt of court.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Ladies of the Cannes Opening Ceremony


Come for the Junior Knowles; stay for two fug favorites who MAY have left their signature nonsense at home. LADIES. CANNES IS NOT THE TIME TO CLEAN UP ONE’S ACT.

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Fug the Show: Revenge, the final four hours (sorry).


Here’s my issue with this show — well, one of many, most of which you are already all too aware: I have a tendency to forget what it happening on it AS IT HAPPENS. It’s like…in one eye and out the other. Part of the reason for that is that they’ve made a lot of their on-going plots WAY too complicated and my brain isn’t interested in following them, because it has a lot of other TV-related things to keep straight (who all the middle-aged bearded white dudes are on Game of Thrones; wtf is happening on Scandal, etc). The other part of the reason is that I don’t really care. HOWEVER! These final four hours kind of pulled it together. It’s not GREAT, but some interesting things happened in the midst of all the Don’t Care. For example: Charlotte is pregnant! And has a psychotic lesbian schoolmate stalker (who fell in love with Charlotte after Charlotte punched her in the face, which is….troubling)! Declan is, like his accent from season one, dead! Amanda tells Jack who she actually is! There’s a swordfight and Aidan kills Takeda! Etc! So maybe next season will be….okay? I’m not holding my breath.

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Carey Mulligan


The Cannes opening ceremony was basically an excuse for YET ANOTHERĀ Gatsby premiere. I feel like a toddler up in here: “Are we THERE YET?”

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Cannes Fug Carpet: Paz Vega


Because it’s just not Cannes without a near-vaginal experience.

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Fugs and Fabs: Non-Saldana Ladies at the Star Trek Premiere


I am tired of the jumpsuit being king. Can the king be dead? Or, you know, comatose for a really long time so that one of his heirs has to step in and really revolutionize things?

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