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Who Fugged It More (Or Less): Julianne Hough vs. Ashley Greene

Oct 27, 2011 By Heather AT 11:00 am

So, now that we’ve seen Ashley Greene’s take on metallic rosettes, let’s see how Julianne Hough wore it — different designer, similar motif:

They’re both pretty. I didn’t expect to like this one better, but it does make her look less boxy than Ashley’s does, and it doesn’t bisect her — and of course, it’s not putting the swirls directly in the nip zone. But I AM distracted by how much boob tape she must have had to use to keep her girls so vehemently separate but equal. At least she made the effort — nip slips are so Tara Reid 2003 — but overall I feel like I’ve spent an inordinate (for me) amount of time staring at people’s chestal regions today. Somewhere a 13-year old boy is like, “Lady, ENOUGH WITH THE BOOBS ALREADY.”

End this for me:

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Fug or Fab/Who Fugged It More: Stacy Keibler vs Michelle Williams

Oct 26, 2011 By Heather AT 8:00 am
George Clooney and Stacy Keibler
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INTERN GEORGE: Hello, cherished partner.

STACY: Hi, George.

INTERN GEORGE: I am so pleased with my fairy godmothering.You are a shimmering purple jewel in a pretty but unremarkable dress that will neither overshadow me nor get my smiling face put in any worst-dressed-list spreads. My work here may be done.

STACY: Well, you’re not done YET.

INTERN GEORGE: What?

STACY: I probably get to stick around at least through awards season, right?

INTERN GEORGE: Right.

STACY: So you’ll do more?

INTERN GEORGE: Sure, if–

STACY: No matter what happens right now?

INTERN GEORGE: Yes, but… why, what could possibly happen?

STACY: Oh, nothing, nothing. Let’s just get this over with…

Who did Leg Surprise BETTER at this party?

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Who Fugged It More: Cheryl Cole vs Zooey Deschanel

Oct 7, 2011 By Heather AT 11:00 am

This might be a case of Hey, Look Who Fugged It Equally, but let’s get jiggy with it anyway. You might recall Zooey Deschanel sporting a version of this at the premiere of My Idiot Brother, and now booted X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole — or should I say Ex Factor, HA HA HA, sigh, Friday is never my best mental day — popped by the musical version of Shrek in the West End wearing it:

Something about the pelvic ruffles seems different — less elaborate — and Cheryl’s shoes are a bit cutesier. On the one hand, Zooey’s preponderance of crotch flaps gives her groin a Venus Flytrap flavor, as if her ladycage is going as the Little Shop of Horrors this Halloween and was just testing its costume. On the other, the half-hearted ruffle Cheryl is sporting looks kind of discount, like she couldn’t afford the full flytrap, so instead she just looks like she’s been cheaply cross-bred with a French maid. I’m thinking my answer is going to be, “Sigh, both of them are serving up their heads on a clown platter,” but for fun, let’s aim for optimism. SOMEONE has to have done it better, right?

So who was it? Which version do you think is LESS fug?

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Who Fugged It Better? Anna Faris v. Lady Gaga

Sep 28, 2011 By Jessica AT 9:00 am

You know Anna Faris has to be weirded out by the fact that she’s one week away from being featured in the front of Us Weekly as they wonder WHO WORE IT BETTER between her and…Gaga. Usually that only happens when you go out wearing your meat dress. AND YET.

BEHOLD ANNA:

And now, the GAGS:

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Emmy Awards Who Fugged or Fabbed It More: Aimee Teegarden vs Kaley Cuoco

Sep 20, 2011 By Heather AT 12:00 pm

It’s the Battle of the One-Shoulder Black. Are you ready? In one corner, entering to something strummy and emo that would pair well over bleakly lit shots of Texas prairies, we have Friday Night Lights‘ Aimee Teegarden:

The cut of this dress does beautiful things for her figure. The knocks: It’s a mullet, and there’s not much there there. Simple almost to a fault — except, again, its very simplicity lets you enjoy the little things, like how her makeup is good, and  her waist looks majorly wee, and her smile lights up the room. Man, I sound like a grandmother. But I guess better that than a caveman? With all due apologies to the Geico gents, of course, although frankly a lot of the time I think they should apologize to me. Then again, I am not languishing somewhere in a cupboard with The Googly Eyed Pile Of Money, so maybe I’ll just waive the apologies and leave the cavemen alone.

Anyway, to sum up, the simplicity here may end up being to Aimee’s advantage, even if the dress itself isn’t revolutionizing its breed.

In the other corner, shadowboxing her way to the ring while the strains of… oh, I don’t know, something geek-rockin’ like the Aquabats, or basically anything that’s ever been on Yo Gabba Gabba: Kaley Cuoco.

how big is the bang?

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Who Fugged It More: Victoria Justice or Kourtney Kardashian

Sep 15, 2011 By Heather AT 9:00 am

Cranial accessories seem to be inching their way back — and no, I’m not talking about hats.

I find this, in this context, strangely distracting on Victoria Justice — it’s kind of like an afterthought, like after she put on her jeans and leopard shirt, she realized her aura needed aligning or something and decided to slap a brainstone on her face to try and rejigger it. The question is, can the randomness of her mind crown top what Kourtney Kardashian wore at Fashion Week? Pardon me, Kourtney, may we have a word?

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