Fug File: WTF

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Feb 12, 2013 By Heather AT 11:00 am

What is Josh Duhamel thinking here?

a) “Oh, Julianne, you’re adorable. Let’s go have dinner and you can tell me some more Rock of Ages stories. What did Tom Cruise smell like?”

b) “Just another week before we can pretend we were never in a Nicholas Sparks movie!”

Or is it option C…

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BAFTAs Well Played/WTF: Andrea Riseborough

Feb 11, 2013 By Heather AT 12:30 pm

Let’s start with the good news:

This dress hugs her correctly and is super cheerful, which I appreciate. Minor nit: I think she needed a stronger lip with this color — we’ve established that some form of dark red usually helps the canary-yellow dress sing, and oh lordy, I just noticed that hacky wordplay which I SWEAR was totally accidental, but which I’m leaving in there just so you can share a groan with me. If I don’t slap my own wrist, then who will?

Anyway, I think you’ll agree that this is an actual ray of sunshine compared with what she wore to a pre-party.

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Nearly NSFWly Played: Adrienne Bailon

Jan 30, 2013 By Jessica AT 10:00 am

Well, I’d like to thank Adrienne “I Once Went Basically Bottomless” Bailon for reminding me that we have an “unauthorized nips” category:

Although I think this near-nip was TOTALLY authorized:

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Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Rosario Dawson

Jan 14, 2013 By Heather AT 4:00 pm

“Hi, I’m Rosario Dawson, and I am clearly punishing myself for something.”

[Photo: Getty]

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Golden Globes Fug Carpet: The Black Lace Brigade

Jan 14, 2013 By Heather AT 3:00 pm
Eva Longoria
Rachel WeiszGiuliana RancicEmma RobertsLouise Roe
8 photos in gallery

This is actually not just lace, but also transparencies; sadly that wasn’t as kicky-sounding. Also: The Widow Longoria is BACK. And she’s PROWLING.

[Photos: Getty]

 

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Fugdigger

Dec 14, 2012 By Heather AT 10:00 am
KANYE WEST
KANYE WESTKANYE WESTFOLKSKANYE WEST
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“LISTEN UP, IT’S TWELVE TWELVE, OF THE YEAR TWENTY TWELVE, AND WE’RE PERFORMING TO SAVE VICTIMS OF HURRICANE TWELVE. JUST KIDDING IT WAS SANDY,  BUT NOTHING RHYMES WITH TWELVE. SO  I’M PULLING MY THESAURUS OFF THE SHELVES AND INTO IT WE WILL DELVE I HOPE SANTA AND HIS ELVES ARE WATCHING US IMPROVE OURSELVES AND AW HELL, Y’ALL, I MADE A RHYME WITH TWELVE. I AM THE MASTER. BUT NOT THAT CRAZY CULT KIND OF MASTER FROM THE MOVIE. I AM REAL HAPPY JOAQUIN PHOENIX GOT A BEST ACTOR NOMINATION FOR THAT BUT I THINK PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN WAS THE BOMB AND IT WAS HIS YEAR, MAN, WHAT IS THIS ‘SUPPORTING ACTOR’ MALARKEY? HE IS THE BREAST, NOT THE BRA, Y’ALL. BUT THAT’S GOOD JOAQUIN, YOU GO HAVE YOUR MOMENT. IT’S COOL. I MEAN, NOT FOR PHILIP, BUT WHATEVER. SLEEP TIGHT. TWELVE.”

[PHOTOS: AWESOME FUGNATIONAL @CARISSATOPS WHO TOOK PICTURES OFF HER TV OF YOUR BELOVED KANYE WEEZY. OH, AND ALSO ONE FROM INF DAILY.]

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