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Well Played, Albeit Possibly Because Of Her Earlier WTF: Naomie Harris

Oct 24, 2012 By Heather AT 9:00 am

I’ll be honest: I have no idea if I really think this is so hot.

The netting effect is cool,  but I can’t really tell what’s happening in the boobular area. But it doesn’t matter. It’s like a cake made in Jon Hamm’s image compared to what she wore earlier in the night to the Skyfall premiere:

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What the Fug?: Alice Eve

Aug 23, 2012 By Heather AT 11:00 am

The other day I stumbled upon Sex and the City 2 on cable, and paused long enough to a) remember what an abomination it is against humankind; and b) see the portions where Alice Eve here, as Charlotte’s Hot Irish Nanny, is asked to jump up and down repeatedly while not wearing a bra, because despite being demonstrably a great caregiver and all-around nice person, her character’s main function is: BOOBS. I don’t know if that’s made her sensitive about them now, or what, but I don’t get this:

We have cute specs, a perfectly lovely and formal skirt, and then a slouchy white tee — which I wouldn’t object to if it were tucked in, perhaps, or properly fitted. Instead, it’s tied in a KNOT at her HIP, like she’s at a pool party in the eighties. Check it:

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Fug Mueller

Jul 31, 2012 By Heather AT 10:00 am

Normally, I might balk a little at putting Charlie Sheen’s only tangentially famous (and allegedly wacko) ex up here, but a concerned Fug National issued an All Points Fuggetin and it’s important to spread the word:

Suspect is thought to be infected with a dangerous strain of pantalunacy in which said trousers are layered over tights and then ritualistically de-crotched with a penknife. If spotted in the wild, subject should be reminded that if tights were pants, they would be CALLED pants, and that if pants were legwarmers they would be called legwarmers, and that the word “pubic” and “public” are not, in fact, the same. Then go drink a beer and try to forget. This concludes today’s A.P.F. Be safe out there, Fug Nation.

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Hilariously Yet Also WTFly Played: Josh Duhamel and Fergie

Jun 11, 2012 By Heather AT 10:00 am
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JOSH: HELLO LOS ANGELES! WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!

FERGIE: YEAH YEAH  YEAH, TARZAN, SWING THROUGH MY JUNGLE!

JOSH: Shh, stop it. Ahem. HOW’S EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT? Are YOU ready to ROOOOOCK?

FERGIE: I’m ready for you to rock MY ages, baby!

JOSH: No! You’re doing it wrong. That’s not sexy, that’s just weird.

FERGIE: Um…?

[Photos: Getty]

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Fuglor Momfug

Apr 13, 2012 By Heather AT 8:45 am

For a while, when they were coming up, I would confuse Bridge to Terabithia‘s AnnaSophia Robb and Taylor Momsen. They look very, very similar to me. And so my theory on Josh Schwartz’s new Carrie Diaries pilot, in which Robb takes on the Carrie Bradshaw role, is that perhaps the part would’ve been Taylor Momsen’s to lose if she hadn’t, you know, gone all Taylor Momsen on us.

Although let’s be frank: This is actually better than everything she wore during her Fug Madness 2011 run.

Oh, Rapunzel. Go back to your tower. Am I the only one who’d LOVE to see her with a choppy bob, or  maybe a pixie?

But hey, the rest of her is not pervy or naked, at least, and somebody finally suggested to her that if she’s hell-bent (pun intended, thanks to her shirt) on using coal like it’s kohl, a lighter lip will suffice. However, we need to talk about the latest thing I’m afraid of with her. Specifically, that she will — like so many young, pretty, and heavily made-up starlets before her, start dating this fellow event attendee:

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Fugna Chow

Apr 9, 2012 By Heather AT 2:00 pm

We first highlighted this outfit during Fashion Week, when it came down the runway at Jeremy Scott, and now China Chow has taken it into the (slightly) real world.

… Yep, still pretty much an exercise in psychedelic scalping, for the murder-phobes who’d rather just simulate the experience in the wig section at Aah’s. I suppose I should be applauding those people for merely faking their homicides. But I bet this is giving a pack of clowns some really gnarly nightmares. Hang on, maybe I should be grateful for that, too.

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