Celebrity Bloat Watch: Prognosis Negative

The GFY Celebrity Terror-Watch Task Force today issued an APB on Jon Favreau’s neck.

Favreau has been under watch for months now, stemming from his February upgrade to Threat Level: Severe. We here at the GFY CT-WTF want you, the public, to know that we’re monitoring this situation incredibly closely to see if we need to create a new category, “BLOATAGEDDON: IT IS VERY HARD TO LIVE WITHOUT A NECK,” in some sort of throbbing crimson hue.

We love you, Jon. This is for your protection.