Hold onto your hats, guys (unless they are trucker hats, in which case, discard them with a quickness): Bai Ling is — gasp — clothed:
Look! She’s relatively covered! None of her sexual organs are hanging out for the world to see!
It’s a mirac…
[Photos by Daily Celeb.]
Oh.
Figures. And to think, I was all atitter. … Er, atwitter.
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Tara Reid called – she wants her publicity stunt back
Well, if I had that face, I’d be trying to distract from it as well….
hhahahahahahah! oh man. you can put a slut in a pretty dress but you can’t beat the slut out of her. or something like that.
They demand to be seen even if the owner tries her best to hide them away for once. Not a good look.
Tragically, that appears to be a very cute dress. I can’t imagine how it found its way into her closet, but I sympathize with its attempted escape.
that? was hilarious.
I wasn’t fooled! I saw the little dark spot before I scrolled down. Ha! I’m on to your tricks, at least this one.
Whats with the puddle on the ground behind her? incontinence problems in addition to being a flasher? Is Bai Ling really a geriatric perv? I mean, she *does* kind of look like a dude in drag… that hair cannot possibly be real.
Well, at least now we know she doesn’t have implants.
Where is the INS when you need them?
Now, at first I thought her boobs were sagging down really low inside that dress, and I was saddened for her. When I realized they were actually right up there, perky as ever, what a relief!
It was time for the nipples. The vagina needed a rest.
*sigh*
At least they don’t appear to be fake.
“Tara Reid called – she wants her publicity stunt back”
‘Nuff said.
Nipple flashing is *so* 2004! (/rolls eyes)
Put it away, freak show.
granted i’m a boy and my boobs are marginally smaller than hers. And granted its easier to keep my nips contained in the T-shirts i wear as opposed to low-cut dresses but i still argue i would notice if my nip went rogue on me.
The theme of the day seems to be drugged celebrities. The look in her eyes is frightening! I think if she were to talk, it would be slurrrrrrreddddd…..
You guys are such assholes. Her dress rode low and you call her a slut? Keep beating off in the basement, losers.
Donwscroll gets me, every time.
http://www.fastcarsandfastboys.blogspot.com
“You guys are such assholes. Her dress rode low and you call her a slut? Keep beating off in the basement, losers.”
Signed,
Papa Ling
The dead eyes scare me waaaaaaay more than the nipple-bits. She’s using the boob-flash as distraction for when she tries to rip your soul from your body with her scary, scary dead eyes. But I really like her shoes.
What’s with the super low square necklines lately? They just makes flat chested woman look flatter. It’s like “instead of showing cleavage, I’m going to show a large expanse of my bony chest and make people wonder how low my tiny ta-tas hang.” It’s not even a neckline, it’s just a too big dress.
I’m a B cup, and was an A cup up until a growth spurt and working the pecs on the universal in the gym came to my resuce. So I know that even a blind woman knows if one of her girls is poking out in a dress cut like that — it looks at least 2 sizes too large at the top, plus translucent. So this stinks of a desperate copy-cat publicity stunt, or girlfriend is high, and was high when she bought and put on that little number.
Dear Bai,
I know I’m peaking out of the dress. Nature made me a sensitive creature. My bottom half is relatively warm and a little itchy beneath this dress thing (would it kill you to wear a bra now and then?). My top half is cold and perky in the night air. Don’t try to act like you don’t know I’m here. I’m on to you and your little games.
-Your Nipple
That dress is begging for mercy. “Get me off this slut!”
what is up with her mouf? it looks like she’s hiding braces or a mouthful of rotten teeth.
What is wrong with her?
My guess is that what we think is a nipple is a decal. Her real nipples are somewhere around her bellybutton.
I second the mention that she totally looks like a drag. Plus, it looks like she’s saying “guhhhh.”
Hollywood needs more Asian actress ’cause Bai ain’t cuttin’ it.
awww, i think Bai is pretty cute. but her clothing choices are always so horrible. there was some premier of a childrens movie that she went to a few years ago, and you could see her nips there, too. even if her nip wasnt showing this dress is still fucking ugly.
hey FOTHER!
SHE’S A SLUT
SHE’S A SLUT
SHE’S A SLUTTY SLUT SLUT.
Now everybody sing!
At least she’s put on a few lbs, she’s normally a lettuce leaf away from starvation…
Who is this unfortunate creature? Has she been fugged before?
In partial answer of my own question:
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2661/Events/2661/BaiLing_Vespa_4126799_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Bai,%20Ling
Oh my. A repeat offender. Girl needs to invest in some stick-um.
Why couldn’t Michael Jackson have just had sex with her?
AND:
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1411/Events/1411/BaiLing_Wargo_407153_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Bai,%20Ling
The caterpillar eyebrows. The white lipstick. Oh my fug.
Ok, I admit, I kinda like her nipple but her face is, like, of a thirty-year old. Ewww
What’s with the black patch stuck on her stomach?
She doesn’t want to show off her belly button?
Jeez, the girl’s shy.
You can almost hear the photographer slurping, with that first shot. “I’m salivating, so that must be a nipple. Must get nearer and see if I can get a close-up shot”
That wig came from the Hallowe’en shop, Cleopatra was hot last year.
She’s 34 by IMDB, so I guess that’s a compliment.
I’m not good at guessing ages but I thought she was older.
Have not laughed that hard in a long time. ha!
A 30-year-old?
What this fug needs now is a good, no-holds-barred AGEISM debate. C’mon…you wanna go? You wanna GO!??!?!!!
What’s that on her stomach? A bow? A cascading ruffle? Seriously – I can’t make out the dark spot on her belly. Oh, and speaking of dark spots, I know we’re supposed to fug the outfits, but that is one fugly nipple she’s got there.
The nipple was the only thing I liked.
Then again, I’m a guy.
“but i still argue i would notice if my nip went rogue on me”
Rogue nipples? Hilarious!
the dress isn’t too big–it’s chiffon, not spandex. she should have gotten the straps shortened cause she’s petite. she wears some ugly, way–too-revealing stuff, but that’s not enough for the ‘slut’ label.
Look, I love this site, Just found it not that long ago, and I dont want to sound stupid, but who in the hell is Bai Ling anyway.
What I don’t get are the smiley-shaped bangs.
Did she do that on purpose?
I did that to my hair once when I tried to cut my own hair – in SEVENTH GRADE – when I was 12, NOT at her alleged age of 34.
She looks like someone (male) who is new at doing drag.
It’s always nice to see some au-naturals out there. But, those nips must point in some craaaazy different directions since there is no sign of peeker’s partner.
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1411/Events/1411/BaiLing_Wargo_407153_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Bai,%20Ling
This girl has had problems with her boobs before — this site shows her with a deflated right boob — maybe she had it poofed up for this new outfit and the helium wont hold the boob inside the dress
why is her nipple so high up? its like, on top of her boob.
I thought that was a nipple in the top pic, scrolled down and the thing about popped me in the eye.
Well, I think she’s very beautiful.
When she’s not stoned and dressed to turn tricks, that is. To think she was once on a classy show like “Homicide”…
I don’t know who she is, either — but scrolling back through those photos of her – hasn’t the girl had some surgeries??? A little work on the nose, maybe the lips, definitely on the epicanthic folds of her eyelids?!?!?
I like her necklace. I like her dress, as well…it would look lovely on someone it fit. So this is really more slutty than fug.
Oh! Slutty + Fug = Slug?
“You guys are such assholes. Her dress rode low and you call her a slut? Keep beating off in the basement, losers.”
Hey, ain’t nothing wrong with being a slut. She could’ve been called a whore. Whores do it for the money, sluts do it because they LIKE IT.
So, STFU.
Why do they keep taking pictures of her? Has she done anything lately except go to every event and party on earth? Go far away Bai Ling…pleez!
Who. keeps. inviting. this. gash. to. parties? WHO?
I figured it out. She is invited because she doesn’t eat much.
I guess it’s not really her fault she’s hideous, but I have to agree that if my nip was hanging out there for the whole world to see and photograph, I’d know. Like WAY before someone got their shutter clicking.
“i still argue i would notice if my nip went rogue on me.”
hehe, nice one.
i love the fug! (i just have one request though: next week is midterms week, so if you guys could update as much as possible (to help me procrastinate), that would be very much appreciated)
back to bai ling…does anyone else have more of a problem with her face in the nip picture than the actual nip?? she looks like she’s about to molest a little boy!
Who is she?
Reminds me of a B class Thai hooker
for those who don’t know what Bai Ling is….She’s an ultimate example of Fug. She feeds of her own fug. And the only publicity she gets is from looking Fugly. I bet she whipped that tit out on purpose…
I was sorry to see that the tumor on her back had spread to her ass. Perhaps that is why the expanded top was needed in order to accomodate the tumor from behind…or is that a shadowy ninja behind her with his hand on her thigh? weeeeeeeeeeeeeeoh weeeeeeeeeeeeeeoh weeeeeeeeeoh!
Am I the only one who thinks she belongs in Soundgarden’s “Black Hole Sun” video?
notice the closed lips? that’s ’cause she’s got her phone number done in gold on her teeth, but she ain’t smiling for you, big boy!
MORE entries H and J (BTW My name is Heather and middle name Joan so I used to be H.J. as a little kid) Anyway, you guys rock but MORE per day please if time permits. I don’t know what your job is in “real life”
but hopefully you aren’t too busy to fug like, at least 4 people a day?? They are out there, just waiting for you…
ARGH! Nipple exposure! Damnit!
LAST BUT NOT THE LIST!! WHO DID HER MAKE UP?? STEVIE WONDER???? DID ANYONE CALL THE QUEER EYE GUYS TO HELP THIS FUGLY BITCH AND PUT HER OUT OF HER MISERY?? EVEN MICHAEL JACKSON LOOKS BETTER THAN THIS BITCH!!!!
Designer chiffon curtain: $2,000
Cheap-ass jewelry from Target: $10
Overpriced hair cut from some gay french dude: $500
Showing your nipple to the world: Priceless
Whoops! Looks like a milk dud melted on her chest.
She just looks creepy.
Especially with that smile / rictus.
What’s with the rash of trolls to this site lately?
Is February their breeding season?
congratulations to bai ling for winner of the foloowing awards!:
1. Aquafresh’s Creepiest Smile of The Year
2. Pantene’s Haircut You Should Never Try At Home Award
3. The Jackson/Reid Award for Significant Contribution to Fashion
4. Revlon’s Worst Eye Make Up, Ever Award
OMG. That is just ewwwwww!! When I saw the first picture, I was like, wow, is that who I think it is, with actual clothes on? But then the second photo shocked me even more. My poor heart can’t stand all these outrageous images. Sigh. Must look at beautiful prada pictures to heal my shocked heart.
I don’t know who this Ling character is, but now that I know she shows boobies, I like her.
http://applesandbanoonoos.blogspot.com/
Is that a hickey on her neck?
If you look closely at the first pic, you can clearly see the other nipples through the gauzy fabric. Is it just me, or are they pointing in two very different directions? I could so totally make a “one hung low” joke here…
I like the attempt (ahem) to class herself up, but clearly it’s not working. She needs Gwen’s harajuku girls to follow her around, shortening straps and pulling down hemlines as necessary.
As far as her age goes, she looks pretty damned good for 34 (sluttiness and clothes/makeup/malnutrition aside). I’m 33, and her skin looks great compared to mine. Remember to slam on the basis of Fug alone, people, not age, weight or other things beyond most people’s control. That said, vive le Fug!
Nice to know Asians use botox too. Her lips look like inner tubes.
Damn. She is lovely when she’s not working the truck stop route — I mean working the truck stop *look*.
Dear Bai,
“I know I’m peaking out of the dress. Nature made me a sensitive creature. My bottom half is relatively warm and a little itchy beneath this dress thing (would it kill you to wear a bra now and then?). My top half is cold and perky in the night air. Don’t try to act like you don’t know I’m here. I’m on to you and your little games.
-Your Nipple”
Baaaaahahahahahahaha
Sometimes I wonder if her boobs have a mind of their own. Those little devils.
Could she get her own fug categorynow? Just like Courtney Peldon? PU-LEEZE?!?!
Bai Ling? Lovely?! Are we talking about the same Bai Ling?!? That second picture is awful. The long shot doesn’t look too bad, but the closeup is just…yeeeccchh.
I apologize for the extremely low-resolution prints… but I’m telling you… I saw this picture of her and just had to put this together:
http://www.seattlebuskers.com/ling-ramone.jpg
Gabba Gabba Fug
I was caught up with – and slightly disturbed by – the unsightly slug-track Ms. Ling appears to have left trailing behind as she stepped forward for the top photo.
It might explain why she’s exposing the nipple and not the cooter.
They make creams to help with that condition, no?
The nasty face pic is simply gross..
She looks like my childhood friend, Andrew in a wig.
*SIGH*
when will these girls stop having ‘wardrobe malfunctions’? that is SO 2004
post something new, fuggers, we have to look at her weird face all day.. post something new.
why are the thai/chinese/korean/japanese ones the ones that are either REALLY GOOD or really slutty? urgh
I just wanted to say that I love the word “cooter.”
can anyone else see that nipple hair? Ew.
Is this the same Bai Ling that joined the People’s Liberation Army her native China, became a famous actress there and later managed to come to the States, where she starred in a movie with Richard Gere? If so, she’s completely unrecognizable now. She used to be a delicate Asian beauty. She must have slipped on some sleaze in Hollywood and got completely covered with it.
Ali, there isn’t any nipple hair visible. What are you talking about?
At least her nipple is in the right spot and it’s not chewed up like Tara’s. Kinda looks like a Hershey’s Kiss. LOL!
Why aren’t you live-blogging the Academy Awards Red Carpet? Where are you when we need you?
The top part of the dress must be very rigid in order for the nipple to rest on it like a shelf (given that the other breast, inside the dress, naturally hangs lower).
P.S. Those black “strips” over her belly? Are pockets of some sort. Like a fugaroo.
I will pay you money to livefug the Red Carpet next year. If you could do it from my living room, while drinking champagne with me, that would be even better
Yuk
I don’t think she’s a slut, she’s just eccentric and wild and that was a slight wardrobe malfunction lol and who care jeez it’s just a nipple anyway.
she is clearly sticking to the Slut’s Charter which says
that one mammary must be on display at all times, even if you are fully clothed. At your mother’s funeral.
at least we didn’t get number two in the charter: the fleshy crotch flash as she got out of the limo.
http://luckycrackers.blogspot.com/
It can’t just be me that thinks Bai Ling is ferociously ugly.
Yo! Some of us are at WORK! Give a girl a little warning before you show her the nip (that goes for you, too, Bai).
Seriously, a cut and a “not safe for work” warning would be much appreciated.
OMG wth? she’s insane to even let someone put her in that… thing let alone go out sans braziere. ewwwwww. that was a slip just waiting to happen. my God.
Bai Ling is actually a pretty well respected actress who came to the US to avoid the artistic oppression in the PRC. This is a rare occasion where someone spoofed on this site doesn’t deserve it.
“where someone spoofed on this site doesn’t deserve it.”
doesnt deserve it? have u see the 10 other pics of her dressing as a slut? i dont kno where u live MM but here the sluts deserve it.
and when i first saw that i was like oh she has a birthmark on her omg!cuz her boo just looks flat and part of her neck.
EWWWWW!
this shows that big sluts can get very much slutier! EWWW! put a bottle cap on that!
All she has is a Nipple no boob… Makes me wonder if that is a MAN……