Celebrity Terror Watch: Dim Your High-Beams

We felt so awkward about Cat Stone’s nip slip — which is less of a slip than a very deliberate skid on a banana peel — that we decided to give her the Photoshop equivalent of nipple flowers:

[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]

Please note that their size is near-accurate and the placement is exact; ergo, they are both better headlights than those which come installed on most automobiles, and the left nipple is sulking. (Aw, muffin, don’t worry — someday she’ll learn that, even though black is slimming, “opaque” is the main hue she should wear.)