Celebrity Tanorexia Watch: Al Pacino

I’d like to take this moment to thank Great American Actor Al Pacino for kindly demonstrating for us the dangers of too much bronzer. These horrifying photos were taken a mere day apart. Behold! Beware! Bewail! Be aware that it’s possible one of them may actually be a photo of a wax figurine about to be rolled into Madame Tussauds!

Actually, sorry — they’re both human. I just had a moment of hope thinking that Pacino’s Man Makeup was merely the attempt of a waxetician to make a plastic version of him look like a real person, but in fact I fear it was a misguided attempt by his makeup bitch to make him look well-rested or fresh from vacay or something. Personally, when I want to look fresh from vacay, I just put on a huge floppy hat and sunglasses and start talking to people in an exotic, annoying accent. We KNOW he can do that.