Fugger: Abigail Breslin

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Apr 22, 2013 By Jessica AT 1:00 pm

I am concerned that Abigail Breslin here fell into a deep dark Nashville wormhole — we’ve all been there — and when she crawled out of it, she decided that Scarlett was her spirit animal:

(There could easily be cowboy boots under there.) And while Abigail Breslin probably would have been good in that role, she doesn’t need to try to land a recast IN REAL LIFE.

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Fugs and Fabs: Halle Berry and Abigail Breslin

Mar 6, 2013 By Jessica AT 2:00 pm
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First of all, I think  we can all agree that The Call looks like a Lifetime movie. And listen, I enjoy the occasional jaunt over to the Lifetime Movie Network. I once stayed home and folded laundry for EIGHT HOURS one Sunday when they ran a marathon of all the Menendez Brothers movies. But when you think “911 operator gets possessed by Liam Neeson in Taken” do you REALLY go right to a big screen release and Halle Berry? Because that seems like made-for-TV movie to me for sure. Also confusing: ABIGAIL BRESLIN’S OUTFIT. We’ll get to it.

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Fug or Fab: Abigail Breslin

Dec 14, 2011 By Jessica AT 9:00 am

In all honesty, I kind of love this.

I don’t entirely love it, really, as an outfit, but I love the idea of Abigail Breslin stomping around in this, like some tiny little non-threatening Stevie Nicks. This is totally what you wear when you’re 16 and NO ONE UNDER STANDS YOUR EMO PAIN. But you still want to look cute. BUT DON’T OBJECTIFY ME. But, still, cute. BUT SERIOUS.  But pretty cute. BUT A BIG FAN OF THE CRAFT SO DON’T MARGINALIZE ME. But cute. THIS is where I think we all wished Taylor Momsen would have landed. What do you think?

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New Fug’s Eve

Nov 8, 2011 By Jessica AT 8:00 am

These pants are just evil:

Cloven-hooved, trident-carrying,  mustache-twirling, forked-tongue-having, cape-wearing evil. Nearly as evil, in other words, as the stylist who told her that giant thigh-pleats are really hot right now, and that everyone’s in the market for pants that make you look like two airbags deployed from your kidneys. Abigail: you are young, but you’re still the boss of your own pants wardrobe. Condemn these to the internal flames of burning hellfire that they deserve.

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Jun 13, 2011 By Heather AT 10:35 pm

Well, this night didn’t go as Abigail had hoped.

The girl is a walking s’more: chocolate atop marshmallow, with a little subtle crunch at the bottom. Whatever scared her into dumping cocoa all over her shirt was doing her a real thematic favor. Unfortunately, that same frightening whatever could have been her hair, shrieking at the sight of itself as a Kelly Bundy-Donna Martin hybrid that is — as references go — older than Abigail is. And so now I need to go tell a whippersnapper to get off my lawn while muttering about VO-5 hot-oil treatments and the importance of fit and proportions and “such a pretty girl” and these young people today don’t understand stain-stick the way we did.

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Who Fugged It More: Drunkface vs Abigail Breslin

May 2, 2011 By Heather AT 3:00 pm

Normally, I would expect Drunkface to win anything like this in a landslide. ESPECIALLY in these pants.

WHAT. It’s like each kneecap is a window that needs its own drapes. It’s such a scrolldown that I keep scrolling back up real fast to save myself. Now, you may be thinking, “No, Heather. It can’t get worse.” But I contend that it does.

Sorry to put you through this

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