7 photos in galleryRemember when I was JUST saying Hollywood needs to keep having lots of parties? I need to add that it WOULD be okay if they spread them out a little through the week. Just a thought.
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Fugger: Agyness Deyn
Fugs and Fabs: British Fashion Council Event
Agyness Fugn
Man, you don’t realize how awesome a model is until she’s gone. When we started going to Fashion Week, Coco Rocha and Jessica Stam and Agyness Deyn were all over the runways, and it’s not until they unexpectedly pop up to walk in somebody’s show — like when Coco did Zac Posen’s this past season, and she practically had to step over my foot to get off the runway because of where my seat was, and all the dresses basically slid over my shoes and it was kind of fantastic — that you realize their fierceness is greatly missed.
Likewise, I hadn’t realized how much I missed Agyness’s signature sartorial nutbaritude, until she popped up at this event in what could be a really fun pattern but which is instead being used as an overlay for granny panties. But on the bright side, it’s making me hungry for a bowl of spaghetti, and I never look gift carbs in the mouth. So thanks, Agyness! Lunch is SERVED.
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Fug file: Fugs, super(and unsuper)models, Agyness Deyn
Fugyness Fugn
If I’m not mistaken, Agyness Deyn here appears to have trimmed her leather mini with carpet samples.
If the good people at 800-588-2300 EMPIIIIIIIRE ever decide to hire the flooring-sales equivalent of Barker’s Beauties, Agyness should be their first call. She could have an entire wardrobe of these, but decorated with tile, hardwood flooring, and linoleum. Heavy to wear, but when paired with a hot enough sales associate, hella fun to don while it’s being cleaned.
Fug file: Uncategorized, blue, household objects, leather, super(and unsuper)models, Agyness Deyn
All hail the return of Rapid Beaver, my favorite typo ever: 
Fugs, Fabs, and Fines of Coachella, Weekend One
Dear Coachella,
Thank you for bringing the crazy. Never leave us.
Love,
People Who Love The Crazy
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