The pre-Oscars parties are getting weirder and weirder and more and more specific.
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Men, shmen! Dresses are more fun. We’ll get to the suits eventually, but whatever the hell Diane Kruger is wearing — plus the absurd raft of other famous people in questionable outfits — is more important right now.
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Ali Larter is definitely bringing the kook lately (which is a fast way to endear yourself to us, by the way, ESPECIALLY during Fallow August). All this outfit is missing is a cruise ship and some jazz hands, and then here Ali is again:
She probably has the one-in-a-million body to carry this off, but that doesn’t change the fact that I keep looking at this and wondering if she took her dust ruffle out of the dryer a smidge too early.
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Poor Ali Larter. Although presumably no one held a gun to her head to force her to wear this:
Although if they did, maybe they’ll have to wear it too should they get sent to a particularly sassy prison, given that it looks like what the chorus sports in the big act one finale of Chain Gang! The Musical.
Physically, Ali Larter is looking terrific after having a baby.
Sartorially, she looks like Little Orphan Annie took a napkin-folding seminar.
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It’s practically camouflage. It’s quilted for absorbency. It’s awkward and weird. Doing the math, I have no choice but to conclude that Is Drew Barrymore wearing a modified Hunting Slanket.
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