Okay, before we talk about what Alicia Keys wore to the BET Awards, we have to discuss this:
Apparently, when she’s not attending awards shows, she’s living in a secret subterranean lair under the Paris Opera House.
See that cute girl with the red lipstick standing behind Alicia? I think her expression says it all:
It says, “that dress is cute, but I hope to God you don’t get too close to the edge of the stage, because we’re all going to be able to see straight up it. Everyone’s happy you’re having a baby, but none of us are so happy that we actually want to act as your OB-GYN.”
Why am I even opening this up to discussion?
Girlfriend’s wearing papier mache the likes of which I haven’t seen since that time I had to make that model of a hot air balloon for my elementary school open house in 3rd grade. On the other hand, I bet it’s comfortable to sit down on. And it’s kind of fashion-y and interesting…right? What do I know? This week has been FOREVER.
VMAs Fug Carpet: Alicia Keys
Well, at least her hair is cute.
[Photos: Getty]
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