Fugger: Alicia Keys

VMAs Fug Carpet: Alicia Keys


Well, at least her hair is cute.

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BET Awards Fug or Fab: Alicia Keys


Okay, before we talk about what Alicia Keys wore to the BET Awards, we have to discuss this:

Apparently, when she’s not attending awards shows, she’s living in a secret subterranean lair under the Paris Opera House.

What’s she wearing when she’s not kidnapping sopranos?

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Fug or Fab: Alicia Keys


On first glance nothing struck me as particularly out of the ordinary about this gown.

It’s strapless, it’s black, it’s feathery… it’s no different than 99 percent of what’s in The Widow Longoria’s closet, except that I guess the more I look at this one, the more the fabric in the front looks like a very drapey wang. But then Alicia turned around, and things changed.

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Met Ball Fug or Fab Carpet: Alicia Keys


It’s kind of fun to see someone wearing rich brown — doesn’t happen that often, I guess maybe because if you are a celebrity you don’t want OTHER celebrities running up to you and trying to swipe a marshmallow through your skirt because they think you’re the mandatory chocolate fountain.

I’m not REALLY sure if this needed the belt right there under her boobs? Can’t tell if that’s part of the gown or a special addition that made Alicia feel better about adding the brown leather jacket. Which, by the way, has a surprise for you:

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BET Awards Fug Performance: Alicia Keys


See that cute girl with the red lipstick standing behind Alicia? I think her expression says it all:

It says, “that dress is cute, but I hope to God you don’t get too close to the edge of the stage, because we’re all going to be able to see straight up it. Everyone’s happy you’re having a baby, but none of us are so happy that we actually want to act as your OB-GYN.”

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Fug or Fab: Alicia Keys


Why am I even opening this up to discussion?

Girlfriend’s wearing papier mache the likes of which I haven’t seen since that time I had to make that model of a hot air balloon for my elementary school open house in 3rd grade. On the other hand, I bet it’s comfortable to sit down on. And it’s kind of fashion-y and interesting…right? What do I know? This week has been FOREVER.

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