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The Met Gala: Fugs, Fines, Fabs and Fehs of the rest


Also known as: we’re wrapping up Met Gala coverage, finally. Also known as: cleaning out my lightbox. Also known as: here’s a bunch of people I couldn’t figure out how to group together in a thoughtful way, so I’m just going to pile them on you haphazardly ENJOY!!!! (Actually, a lot of these are secretly great.)

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Oscars Fug and Fabs: Basic Black


Wow, a LOT of people wore black to these parties.  Some of their efforts were more successful than others.

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Art of Elysium Fugs and Fabs: Patterns


It’s fun when this many people at one party are wearing busy gowns. It’s one big happy clashing family.

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Fug/Fab Face-Off: Amber Heard vs. Ginnifer Goodwin


If I hadn’t stuck her name in the headline, I might’ve tried to trick you into thinking that was Kristen Stewart. It’s uncanny, no? If Amber Heard’s acting career doesn’t work out on its own, maybe she should try to hitch a ride on the Stewart Express somewhere. Imagine a straight-to-DVD Twilight 5: Breaking Brunch Time. Or Panic Room 2: Oops, We Left Her In There. Sold. Anyway, clearly — based on the slides — I have definite feelings about who won this, and that it wasn’t even really a contest. But I do love a poll, so…

Who pulled off the neck fan best?

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Met Ball Fugs and Fabs: Pinks


Typing the headline of this post made me realize we haven’t seen Pink around much lately. Which is neither here nor there, but remember that time she hung from the rafters and sang a song perfectly while twirling around in a cloth and wearing a nude bodysuit bedecked with white tape? Good times. Thanks for the memories.

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Fug and Fab the Stuff We Accidentally Skipped: Amber Heard


Remember when we only referred to Amber Heard as Hidden Palms,  because she’d been on that show, and we weren’t sure we would ever hear from her again? That turned out to be true of all the teens on that show EXCEPT her. (Okay, that’s not a hundred percent true — one of the dudes was on Privileged — but it feels true.) Anyway, between The Playboy Club and The Rum Diary, she actually hit the circuit pretty hard these past few months. So why didn’t we note it? Well… you know. Sometimes you look at an outfit, and you don’t have a take on it, and then Nicki Minaj wears Daryl Hannah’s 1984 hair and Blake Lively puts on a Marchesa that looks like a New Year’s party the morning after, and suddenly you’re off and gunning in a different direction, leaving poor Amber waiting at the gas station, hoping we will remember we left her there. And her dresses aren’t all bad, either. Let’s give her some love on this December Friday, so that we don’t focus on how Christmas is two weeks away and no shopping has been done.

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