Fugger: Angie Harmon

EW Pre-SAGs Party: Fugs and Fabs

Jan 30, 2013 By Jessica AT 9:00 am
Jordana Brewster
Mary Elizabeth WinsteadAshley MadewkeCheryl BurkeEliza Coupe
11 photos in gallery

Also known as, “Hey! Look at all these people who (mostly) didn’t actually go to the SAGs but didn’t mind hitting the open bar at the pre-party.”

[Photos: Getty]

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Fug the Cover: Angie Harmon

Jun 27, 2011 By Heather AT 12:00 pm

Lord knows I love Angie Harmon — I think she is seriously, seriously gorgeous, and I want her voice as my own — and that is what makes this extra tragic.

She looks like a very… contoured… version of Angie Harmon, one who belongs less to a story about spicy marriage than to the “My Feet Hurt” cover story, or perhaps “Save On Gas,” if the answer provided therein is, “Pass yours into your gas tank.” SOMETHING is obviously paining her, and if it’s not outrageous blisters or cramps or her insufficiently supported lumbar region, then perhaps she is psychic, and she knew this was not going to work out as planned. You know, Ang, it’s okay to use the power of prayer to say, “Dear God, please don’t let Good Housekeeping airbrush me into a portrait of suppressed agony.” If He can spend so much time fixing sports events, then He can certainly throw you a bone here.

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SAG Awards Fug Carpet: Angie Harmon

Jan 31, 2011 By Jessica AT 9:00 am
Angie Harmon
Angie Harmon: Back View with Assist from Seahorn17th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Arrivals
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As I said on Twitter on Sunday, I’m all about Angie Harmon. I loved her on Law and Order; I love her on Rizzoli and Isles; I love her voice; I love her face.  What I don’t love is how she appears to be wearing a flamingo.

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Fug or Fab: Angie Harmon

Dec 17, 2010 By Jessica AT 9:00 am

Well, this photo is kind of AWKWARD.

It takes a lot of woman to pose so cheerfully next to what is essentially a giant metal athletic supporter. I am not surprised that Angie Harmon has pulled that off, however — if I’ve learned anything from watching her on Law and Order (where she was my favorite ADA) and Rizzoli and Isles (where I have a total girl crush on her), it’s that she can be a bad-ass when the situation calls for it, even if that situation is, “smile while posing next to this giant naked guy holding masks.”

But what of the outfit? I actually remember seeing this one at fashion week and saying to Heather that the pattern on the skirt reminded me of a grandma’s recipe book. I think she’s inching very close to pulling it off, but I can’t help but think how AWESOME this dress would be if the skirt were plain black. As it is, it just looks like the modesty foliage got stapled to the wrong pelvis.

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Women’s Murder Fug

Oct 26, 2009 By Jessica AT 8:12 am

This is perplexing to me.

Sometimes at Fashion Week, any number of publications will run articles in which they ask designers what inspired their collections, and those articles are always entertaining, because the answers are usually like, “sweat, humidity, and grime,” or “that moment between waking and sleep: ethereal dream fog,” or “the futility of our meaningless existence. Also, oranges.”  And then Michael Kors will pop in and be like, “pretty ladies on yachts!” and you realize that, even if he is extremely tan, at least that man is honest. I really want someone to grab Angie Harmon and ask her what the inspiration was behind this outfit. My guess would be, “avant garde Robin Hood,” or “ponchos meet prosthetic-limb boots,” or even, “DESPAIR.”

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Law and Fugder

Jun 3, 2009 By Jessica AT 2:04 pm

Okay. Let’s get real.

If Angie Harmon is barely pulling this off, what chance do the rest of us have? Seriously. Just think about that for a little while.

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