Fugger: Anne Heche

Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Basic Black


OBVIOUSLY, I am leading off with Nathan Adrian. I know you guys.

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Unfug It Up/Well Played Anne Heche, WTF James Tupper


It’s a good thing Anne Heche has already written a book named Call Me Crazy, because that means she’s probably okay with it if I apply that adjective to this outfit. Not that this is wackadoo on a Minaj level or in Gagaland, but I do think this is what Celestia probably wears to state dinners on whatever planet she rules. Because you KNOW those are some seriously disco intergalactic affairs.

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Golden Globes Fug Party: Anne Heche


Oh, ANNE HECHE:

People think you’re crazy enough already without you trotting out a one-armed shrug, of all the cockamamie accessories in the world.

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Golden Globe Fug Parties: Anne Heche


Oh my God,  you guys. Celestia is back:

This outfit is about one ginormous pastel satin bow away from jumping in the Jeep and heading up to Fresno to wait for the space ship to take it to heaven.

I’m sorry, Anne. I know we all decided to forget about your break with reality, but you’ve got to do your part.

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