It is REALLY hard to keep tabs on all the people who were partying in New Orleans this weekend. This is the best assortment I could muster, but if I missed anything egregious, please do post a link in the comments. No Crazy Stones must be left unturned.
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Pro: I love the deep blue.
Con: I’m a little worried that the design looks like she had to yank a curtain off the window as a modesty drape, because a toddler caught her lying in wait for her gardener. And considering this was custom-made, why is it so… pinchy? I keep wanting to pass her armpit a salve.
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No, you’re not seeing things. We JUST fugged Kristen Stewart in the Liza Minnelli version of this outfit, and now we’ve got two more ladies offering a variation. Can we cut it out with the lace for a while? It’s getting chilly. Let’s all eat carbohydrates and refined sugars and prepare for the Mayan apocalypse, instead of trying to look like a madam’s light fixtures.
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In which Kellan Lutz is basically just hilarious. Albeit very possibly unintentionally.
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When I was a kid, our local pub did an onion-growing contest, and we ate the gargantuan winner with cheese and bread and some Branston pickle. It was delicious. So if this flick about butter sculptors doesn’t end with a crusty French loaf and some food comas, I’m going to cry foul.
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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: Black and White
Let’s look at all the people who wore black or white or black AND white. (Now I want a cookie.) There were A LOT of them.
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