3 photos in galleryIs she still going to be doing this when she’s 45? Will it come around to being charming again when she’s 70?
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Fugger: Avril Lavigne
It’s Fugplicated
By now, you may have heard that Canada’s most beloved musical children, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger of Nickelback, are randomly betrothed. Presumably she will walk up the aisle to a k.d. lang song, Bryan Adams will officiate, Celine Dion will descend from the heavens on a swing to sing them out of the church, and then the Crash Test Dummies will play the first-dance song before ceding the stage to the Barenaked Ladies. Sorry, Smash Mouth, no soup for you.
Also, the whole affair simply must be costumed by her clothing line, which means it’ll look like a Hot Topic threw up on 1997. I can’t wait.
[Photo: WENN]
Fug file: Fugs, Avril Lavigne
Fugplicated
Hang onto your dentures, because you are about to feel OLD: Avril Lavigne’s first single was almost a decade ago. And it’s just so refreshing to see how much she’s grown…
… her hair.
[Photo: Splash News]
Fug file: Fugs, ENOUGH ALREADY, Avril Lavigne
MuchMusic Video Awards Fug: Almost Everyone
17 photos in galleryBecause it’s not just Australia and the UK who chip in with flagrant fuggery. Canada, we salute you. And we beg you to burn Avril’s bike shorts before she brings them back here and tries to make them happen. THEY CAN’T HAPPEN.
What the Fug?
KIM KARDASHIAN: So…we’re still doing this?
AVRIL LAVIGNE: ROCKING OUT? HELL YEAH!
KIM: No. THIS.
AVRIL: BEING AWESOME? YOU KNOW IT.
KIM: NO. THIS.
AVRIL: Posing for things in order to promote them? Yes, Kim. How else do you expect to make any money?
KIM: Well, technically, your new single is irritatingly catchy. So I think you’re going to be okay. But that also wasn’t what I was talking about.
AVRIL: Are you talking about me dating Brody?
KIM: No, but remind me to talk to someone about that later. Like a professional.
AVRIL: So what is your damage, brah?
KIM: A) don’t call me brah, 2) YOU’RE NEARLY 27 YEARS OLD. ENOUGH WITH THE OUTFITS. You look like Richie Rich and Aubrey O’Day had a baby and it was named the new face of Hot Topic. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO BE DOING THIS WHEN YOU ARE 30? THINK ABOUT THAT. THINK ABOUT IT!
AVRIL: Huh. I never would have expected that you, Kim, Kardashian would be speaking such wisdom, but you have a point.
KIM: THANK YOU! God. Okay. Now I have to go. My pleather leggings are starting to chafe.
Fug file: Dialogues, Avril Lavigne, Various Kardashians, Kim Kardashian
@clsmale @museteach Yes, same here. But when I get stuck I go back and play old levels until I get 3 stars. -H
Fugloween 2012
Here are two things I’ve learned from doing postings this Halloween: 1) I am pretty sure Chris Brown’s costume is going to make your head explode, and b) I’d best not even try to ID most of these costume for fear of angering Fug Nation when I get it wrong. Some folks are REALLY disgusted that I happen not to have seen Moonlight Kingdom. It’s like I personally knifed them, just because I can’t watch or get to the movies as much as I’d like. Please forgive, Fug Nation. I hate it when we fight. At LEAST wait until I can acquire and don some leggings as pants, so that your disappointment can be complete.
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