5 photos in galleryWell, Brad may look like a discount-rack Thor, but at least Angelina looks like the two-hundred-million bucks that the studio spent on World War Z and probably won’t make back.
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Fug or Fab: Angelina Jolie
Jun 3, 2013 AT 8:00 am
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6 photos in galleryConsidering she is fresh off a double mastectomy, reconstructive surgery, and the cancer death of her aunt, this premiere probably was not the greatest timing for Angelina Jolie. Then again, she also could’ve stayed home, so I suspect there was an element of, “Okay, everyone, see, I’m fine — show’s over.” Or, “Okay, everyone, see, I’m fine — SHOWTIME.”
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Jolie-ly Jolied: Angelina Jolie
I am just so BORED.
It’s fine if you want to look like the hot new professor at Hogwarts if you ARE, in fact, the hot new professor at Hogwarts. But if you can’t turn Justin Bieber into a possum or make Kim Kardashian take a six-month nap or defeat ultimate evil or make a potion that gives bad sports commentators tongue warts, then RELAX WITH THE ROBES ALL THE TIME, PLEASE, ANGE. Not least because it might confuse the hell out of your kids, who probably can’t figure out why they have to do the dishes when you CLEARLY know how to make them wash themselves. Cheers in advance.
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Oscars Lea Michele-ly Played, Angelina Jolie
For what it’s worth, I think she looks great, but that will always be beside the point. This will never not be hilarious to me. It’s like Angelina shot herself up with vamp juice, and/or busted a hinge on her inner thigh. It just KEPT ON POPPING, like a frat boy’s collar.
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Fugs or Fabs: Angelina Jolie
Angie took a break from helping Brad Pitt through awards season — I’m sort of bummed he’s not going to win for Moneyball, as he was excellent in it; I’m afraid he’ll end up winning one later as an apology, for a role that wasn’t as good, the way the Oscars like to do it, and then someone MORE deserving of THAT one will get frozen out, and the vicious cycle will continue — to promote In The Land of Blood and Honey and some other random thingamy. Don’t you love how thorough I am? But seriously, the event rarely matters. It’s Angelina, and so it’s noteworthy, even if she’s all dressed up to go buy a tiramisu.
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World Fug Z
Psst, Brad:
You are (presumably) not being chased by zombies anymore. Tell hair and wardrobe!
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