For what it’s worth, I think she looks great, but that will always be beside the point. This will never not be hilarious to me. It’s like Angelina shot herself up with vamp juice, and/or busted a hinge on her inner thigh. It just KEPT ON POPPING, like a frat boy’s collar.
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Jolie-ly Jolied: Angelina Jolie
I am just so BORED.
It’s fine if you want to look like the hot new professor at Hogwarts if you ARE, in fact, the hot new professor at Hogwarts. But if you can’t turn Justin Bieber into a possum or make Kim Kardashian take a six-month nap or defeat ultimate evil or make a potion that gives bad sports commentators tongue warts, then RELAX WITH THE ROBES ALL THE TIME, PLEASE, ANGE. Not least because it might confuse the hell out of your kids, who probably can’t figure out why they have to do the dishes when you CLEARLY know how to make them wash themselves. Cheers in advance.
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