Fugger: Brangelina

Angelina Fuglie

Aug 19, 2010 By Heather AT 10:00 am

“Sigh. I miss Coat,” thinks Angelina.

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“I come all the way to Europe, and no one can muster up any amusing replacement titles for Salt that either look funny or translate to something overly literal? Like, Crystallized Yum Spice Runs To Live, or Help! The Lady Spy Is Hunted! or something? Well, if they can’t make the effort, then neither will I. You want Salt, France? Then welcome to Bored, Poorly Be-fringed Famous Hungry Person Wears ’70s Mourning Nightgown. Sucks to be you.”
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Well Played, Angelina Jolie

Aug 18, 2010 By Jessica AT 12:00 pm

OKAY FINE:

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MERE HOURS after I waxed on and on about how Angie never wears color more than once in a blue moon, she has to pop out wearing blue. THE VERY COLOR I NAME CHECKED. This must be how Aniston feels. The very moment she thinks she has a handle on what’s going on with the Brangelina situation (even if said handle is, “I don’t care”), they CHANGE IT UP on her. It makes a girl feel very off-kilter! Anyway, Angelina, you look nice. Now, if I say that Intern George never lets me use his Lake Como villa, either, will you do something about that as well?

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Fug or Fab: Angelina Jolie

Aug 18, 2010 By Jessica AT 9:00 am

Forget the rumors of their crazy loud sex life, or whether or not their twins are secretly being raised by wood nymphs or whatever dumb-ass rumor the rags are pushing this week:

What I really want to know is, is there something about being in a long-term, committed relationship with Brad Pitt that renders you incapable of wearing color more than once every six years or so? First Aniston, and now Jolie — Juliette Lewis and Gwynnie best be thanking their lucky stars that the alignment of the planets was such that they’re still allowed to wear blue on consecutive days. 

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Fug or Fab: Angelina Jolie

Aug 17, 2010 By Heather AT 9:00 am

I wonder if Angelina’s stylist is bored or energized by having to find so many different takes on the caftan.

It’s not that it’s HIDEOUS, it’s just… a lot, much like a lot of Angie’s other caftans, which are all artysy layers and flowy bits and things you’d expect a person to wear if she wanted you to pull her aside at the party and ask her if she can please make you a love potion and/or hex your landlord. I’m not sure I’d drink anything made by a woman whose left boob looks like it’s raining fabric — but then again, maybe she MADE it do that, meaning her magic is potent and real, like that of the dill pickle potato chip.
The back is even flowier:

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Mr and Fug Smith

Jul 28, 2010 By Jessica AT 12:00 pm

“Greetings, minions! Thank you for coming to worship at the Altar of Jolie. Today’s lesson is Formal Garbage Bags: How to Pull Them Off. Please take out some pen and paper. This is going to be a long one.”

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Fug or Fab: Angelina Jolie

Jul 27, 2010 By Jessica AT 12:00 pm

You know, I’m not sure if that live-action Sleeping Beauty reboot is actually happening — the one that they’re always saying Tim Burton is doing with Angelina Jolie as Maleficent — but she’s certainly dressing the part already:

Maleficent always did like herself a high neck. Although I don’t recall this sort of detailing being any part of the Disney film:

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