Fugger: Bryce Dallas Howard

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May 13, 2011 By Jessica AT 11:00 am

That sound you just heard?

Thousands of people on the internet typing, “BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD PREGNANT?” into Google.

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Mar 24, 2011 By Heather AT 8:00 am

“By jove, I think I’ve got it,” Bryce thought to herself.

“What’s the one thing everybody loves more than Hailee Steinfeld? A sale! So get in on me, the stumpified DISCOUNT Hailee Steinfeld, while supplies last! Yeah, I’m a little older, and I’m only RELATED to an Oscar winner and not actually a nominee myself, but that’s what makes it a bargain!  This price won’t hold forever, so get it now! The line forms to the left! Order now and mention this post, and we’ll throw in a free food dehydrator AND this handy attachment for making julienne fries!”

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Fug Madness 2011, Round One: Charo Bracket

Mar 17, 2011 By Heather AT 10:00 am

(4) JENNIFER LOPEZ vs. (13) RYAN CABRERA

“Hola, lovers. We meet again in Crazytown, a.k.a. any competition in which I am not the winner automatically just because I am me, and me is fabuloso. I do not lie, lovers, this makes me go Angryface.

“I MEAN. Do I wear capes for nothing? NO, lovers, I wear them for YOU. Do I go all Swan Fake with no reason? No, lovers, it is about you. Do I wear a melting snowflake skirt of glory for fun? Yes, lovers. Because it is fun. But also no, lovers, I WEAR IT FOR YOU. And THIS is how you repay me? Making me fight for a victory against Baron Greasenipple Von Stachesuck?

It is not just a clever name, lovers

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Oscar Fug or Fab Party: Bryce Dallas Howard

Mar 3, 2011 By Jessica AT 10:30 am

Um. It’s an improvement?

RIGHT?

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Bryce Fuglas Howard

Feb 25, 2011 By Heather AT 2:00 pm

Wow.

Bryce Dallas Howard

I’m not sure a white lacy dress has ever made me this depressed. She looks like a flower girl at a wedding thrown by Marilyn Manson.

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Oct 28, 2010 By Heather AT 1:00 pm

The other day when I cracked on what Taylor Momsen might wear for Halloween, I wish I’d posted this picture, because it would be the perfect costume:

I’m sure NOTHING would strike fear into Taylor’s own heart more than seeing herself all togged up as a hostess at a Faberge Easter Egg Hunt. If only the idea had inspired a tad more terror in Bryce herself. 
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