7 photos in galleryThis went to a weird place.
Fugger: Charlize Theron
Snow White and the Fugsman, plus Well Played, Chris Hemsworth
May 15, 2012 AT 8:00 am
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Well Played Charlize Theron/I Feel For You, Noomi Rapace
I don’t think Charlize looks THAT amazing, and nor do I think Noomi looks that bad, but I couldn’t resist sharing this picture:
Charlize LITERALLY HAS A HALO. I feel like if you’re Noomi Rapace, you’re thinking, “Sure, I am a groovy Swedish actress who once won something called the Guldbagge Award for best actress. Yes, I am dressed like a quirky character in an indie movie who is barely scraping by working as a Diane Keaton impersonator. I look like the sort of person you’d meet smoking outside a weird Parisian cafe, who’d say but few words to you, but you know those words could be life-changing. I can go right back to the hotel, take off my shoes, and go to sleep in this. Everyone knows now that I am clearly an impeccably neat eater. I am clearly awesome. AND YOU’RE MAKING ME STAND NEXT TO AMAZON CHARLIZE THERON WHO HAS A HALO AND LOOKS REALLY HAPPY AND IS WEARING A SUPER CUTE DRESS BUT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE SHE’S TRYING AT ALL. A HALO. I HATE YOU ALL. GULDBAGGE!!”
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Fug or Fab: Charlize Theron
On one hand, she has a new baby at home (congrats!), so I suspect being out and about and clean and awake (and looking so perky) is a victory:
And there’s nothing wrong with a slouchy, casual LBD — Charlize carries this off as well as anyone. I like it.
HOWEVER (you knew that was coming): is this more Drinks on the Deck and less Fancy Event (at which she was honored)? Sure, she’s got a new baby at home, but she’s also CHARLIZE THERON. She can call…like, one of 1000 people and have them pick her something up, and, actually, I can’t imagine this ISN’T something that someone brought her and then watched nervously as she tried it on, whilst sucking down six Red Bulls in a row. At the very least, could it use a little bling? (Or even a pop of color with the bad?)
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Golden Globes Unfug or Fab Carpet: Charlize Theron
6 photos in galleryWell, if anyone was going to pull it off, it was going to be Charlize. When we saw this on TV, I was bummed out by the washed-out makeup and dull color choice — but both of those things come off better in photos than they did on TV. And I wasn’t sure how I felt about the cut of the skirt, which reminds me of the time before eighth grade when I decided I wanted sideswept bangs, but just a LITTLE bit so I could put my hair in a ponytail and still have some down around my face, so I cut them myself. That was, charitably speaking, not my best life decision. Is the dress version any better? I mean, aside from the fact that Charlize Theron usually makes fabric look like the gods wove it from their sex music?
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Critics’ Choice Well Played: Charlize Theron
This is a classic example of how Charlize Theron, because she is Charlize Theron, is pulling off something that most mortals probably could not.
She is long and lean and dramatic, and starring in strange and disturbing YSL commercials where she’s elbowing dead screen sirens out of her way so she can shimmy down a catwalk while they huff perfume. Those people — dramatic and captivating model types with good pedicures — just somehow get away with stuff like tight ruffled skirts. I think that was etched on a tablet somewhere in Olden Times.
Fug file: Well Played, Critics Choice Movie Awards, Charlize Theron
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Well Played, Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron
I love the expression on K Stew here:
It’s basically, “I can’t believe I have to stand next to this goddess for WEEKS.” Chin up, sweetie — you look great, too. And now that you’re back to your super short minis, you surely feel more like yourself.
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