Heidi Klum’s big bash is on the actual night of Halloween, but we’ve had a couple low-level parties in the run-up to the main event, and the outfits they’ve produced are exactly as you might expect: nudity, bad wigs, and Scott Disick carrying an ax.
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I love bright pants. But sometimes I feel like they need to come with a warning label:
Christina’s would say, “Cold wash. Do not employ with shoes and/or pants of the same color or a closely related color. Definitely do not employ with an animal print shirt in a whimsical color not associated with the animal in question. When in doubt, remember ‘whimsy + whimsy = terror.’ If you discover that your bodysuit has underwire like a bra, check to see if it’s actually 1991 and you are a Fly Girl. If you are not a Fly Girl, run away as fast as you can. If you are a Fly Girl, say hello to J Lo for us. Tumble dry low.”
And the books just keep on coming!
THE SITUATION: Christina Milian, waiting for her car at the valet. Giving the hand to a girl whose outfit I just realizes seems to involve a swimsuit. But she’s not our concern….not yet.
THE TASK: Christina looks as thought she just listed off five items, finger by finger. What are they? What she needs to get at the grocery store? Her reasons for wearing what I suspect is a vintage 80s Hypercolor dress from Wet Seal? Her plan for invigorating her career? Her regrets at not marrying Chad Michael Murray when they co-starred in that ABC Family movie together? Read her lips, and tell us what imaginary list she’s enumerating, and all five items on it. (For example: The List: Five Reasons I Wish I’d Married CMM: 1) An endless supply of hair gel. 2) James Lafferty’s home phone number. Etc.)
THE RULES: All entries must be posted in the comments of this post by 9 p.m. Pacific time on Sunday.
THE PRIZE: Yay! This is a good one. We’re giving away 5 copies of Liza Palmer’s new book, MORE LIKE HER (US and Canadian residents only). What’s it about? BEHOLD:
“What really goes on behind those perfect white picket fences?
In Frances’s mind, beautiful, successful, ecstatically married Emma Dunham is the height of female perfection. Frances, recently dumped with spectacular drama by her boyfriend, aspires to be just like Emma….Yet sometimes the golden dream you fervently wish for turns out to be not at all what it seems—like Emma’s enviable suburban postcard life, which is about to be brutally cut short by a perfect husband turned killer. And in the shocking aftermath, three devastated friends are going to have to come to terms with their own secrets . . . and somehow learn to move forward after their dream is exposed as a lie.”
I have read it myself, and I think you guys will really enjoy it. It’s about relationships and friendships and break-ups and work and hot dudes and a little bit about BBQ, and it’s a really good read (it’s also all set in my hometown, which I extra-enjoyed). I hope you win!
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Note: this is not a Halloween costume. She wore this to Mr Chow — which is turning into the Nighttime Ivy, given how many celebs have started popping up there and posing for the paparazzi — and was allegedly going to a birthday party.
I guess the gift was her wearing her frock backwards for the night?
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