Fugger: Diane Kruger

Well Played, Diane Kruger


Man, I forgot how much I enjoy Cannes. People bring it, and then sometimes other (crazy) people decide to stay there instead of coming home for their bail hearings and then claim it’s because someone stole their passport, LINDSAY. But I’m sure La Krugs has her papers all sorted. Let’s look at her outfits!

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Met Bell Fug or Fab Carpet: Diane Kruger


No Pacey, so don’t get so excited. They’re not making a lot of personal appearances together lately, but they seemed awfully cozy at Coachella, so I am SURE things are FINE. EVERYTHING IS FINE WITH DIANE AND JOSH LA LA LAH LA.

I tend to think this, too, is just fine. I didn’t like it much the first time I saw it, but now that I’ve actually gotten a real look at it, I kind of dig it. It’s like slouchy surfer girl casual grooviness goes to a ball, and I tend to think she is one of the few people in the world who can truly pull it off. Like, “oh, the Met Gala is tonight? Right. I’m sure I’ve got something great in the back of my closet.” But in the enviable, cool way. Not the lazy half-assed way.

And that makes all the difference, no?

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Well Played, Diane Kruger


I seriously just muttered to myself, “dammit, Kruger. Why do you always look so good?”

Even in something that objectively has potential to go a bit off the rails — or to at least skew a little 80s. EVEN THEN.  All this, and Pacey, and you seem like a fun girl. You’re like a character in a Judith Krantz novel; it’s seriously not fair. Although if you actually were a character in a Judith Krantz novel, Pacey would suffer a freak accident whilst skiing in Gstaad rendering him paralyzed and then he’d break up with you nobly and then you’d move to the French Riviera to learn to love again and of course he’d come back into your life on the eve of your wedding to a handsome but shady Prince of a minor, er, principality, and shit would get really traumatic up in there for a while. So maybe it’s for the best that you are not actually fictional — that sounds exhausting.

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Well Played, Diane Kruger


Leave it to this woman to show up at a sweaty outdoor music carnival, and look like a daisy-fresh supermodel. Also: sound the Pacey alarm. HE’S HERE. WE’RE ALL GOING TO BE OKAY.

[Photos: FameFlynet]

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Fug or Fab: Diane Kruger


Let’s catch up on what Diane Kruger has been up to, while we fretted away about Fug Madness and she reveled in not being a participant this year.

Hmm. It’s… hmm. There’s a lot of… hmm. The good news is, one of the few people who can make “hmm” somehow be a compliment is Diane Kruger; the bad news is, this looks like she bought one of Michael Jackson’s old costumes at auction and turned it into a poncho.

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Let’s examine the other good news/bad news situation here:

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Oscars Fug or Fab Carpet: Diane Kruger


Well, her face looks good.

But… is it just me, or does it look like she got self-conscious about whether her boobs would stay put and had the driver pull over at the nearest Hallmark store?

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