We figured Diane Kruger would waltz out in one of Chanel’s spring/summer 2013 looks, but I didn’t predict it would be this one.
It is, perhaps more predictably, bereft of the ball-bearing wreaths that adorned the model’s various elongated bits. In fact, she’s gone very simple with the shoes and accessories. But I don’t think I like it sitting so low on her chest that it squishes it. “Melons” is just supposed to be a tacky slang term. You don’t actually have to squeeze them to prove they’re ripe.
I really just want these two to make it work. I don’t know why I’m so invested in this relationship, I just am. How does that happen? Why are there some celebs we love together, and root for, and some we actively want to break up, and some we literally could not care less about? And why are there some celebrities you couldn’t care less about until they get together with another celebrity you don’t care about, and then suddenly you like them both? Humans are weird animals.
Pretty In Pink will live forever. Not necessarily because of its enduring messages about life and cliques and men with feathered hair who wear leisure suits…
… but because as long as there are celebrities who want to wear aggressive raspberry lace in distracting and unflattering ways, Andie’s torso will go down in history like the Rudolph of fashion disasters: bright, impossible not to see, and blind to all the other reindeer standing behind him and rolling their eyes because he’s turned into an insufferable famewhore.
Runway vs. Reality: Diane Kruger
We figured Diane Kruger would waltz out in one of Chanel’s spring/summer 2013 looks, but I didn’t predict it would be this one.
It is, perhaps more predictably, bereft of the ball-bearing wreaths that adorned the model’s various elongated bits. In fact, she’s gone very simple with the shoes and accessories. But I don’t think I like it sitting so low on her chest that it squishes it. “Melons” is just supposed to be a tacky slang term. You don’t actually have to squeeze them to prove they’re ripe.
[Photo: Getty]
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