Can we all just agree that this is possibly the cutest anyone has ever looked when popping into Trader Joe’s for groceries?
Whenever I pop into TJ’s, I look approximately two seconds away from committing murder.
Also, file under: Sunglasses, Everyone Looks Better In.
You may not care about Dianna Agron from Glee, nor Greta Gerwig from stuff I haven’t seen but which people keep saying she’s good in so whatever; nor Lena Dunham from Girls. But you DO care about Vogue’s Hamish Bowles and his exuberant jacket, so join me in ogling these lovely-colored dresses — which are, in order, good, meh, and blah — and then let out a whoop when we get to him. The only thing that would make it better is if he’d retained the jaunty mustache that made him look like an olde-timey flim-flam artist and/or a man who rides one of those bikes with one ginormous front wheel and a teeny one in the back. The best. I mourn it.
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It’s been a very gown-filled week, so my judgment might be faltering, but I might like this?
The print, if you can’t tell from that distance, is little red mushrooms, which feels whimsical, and the cut (and this hairdo) are flattering. I also think this one hits the sweet spot for an Oscar viewing party: Fancier than those of us who watched in sweats, but not so fancy that you look like you think you’re going to the ACTUAL Oscars. Yes, now that I’ve worked out my feelings on you, Fug Nation, I’ve decided I like this.
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Yellow owned the Globes; on this night, nary a sunshine-hued frock showed itself, replaced instead by a bevy of deep pinks and purples straight out of my tooth-rotting seventh-grade candy fetishes. Which isn’t a bad thing. Seriously, Nerds were the best. I mean, of course now it seems so OBVIOUS to take a sucrose crystal and then glaze it with carnauba wax. But back then, boy, Willy Wonka seemed like some sort of brazenly colorful top-hatted wizard. Wait a minute… Albus Dumbledore, is that you?
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@onewilliamsj one of them is YIKES. - J
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Fug or Fab: Dianna Agron
While the other Glee folks were at the FOX TCAs party, Dianna was a children’s film festival in Italy getting an award for… something.
The red lip is perfect with it, and the pattern is lively and fun, especially for a kids’-themed fest, but for me it falls apart on her feet. It’s not that I think she needed to be in 5-inch platform stilettos, but I think a heel would’ve been way more flattering, especially given the occasion. However, full disclosure, I’m going to need your help here because my bias is creeping in: I can’t tell whether my inability to deal with those shoes is solely due to my personal dislike for thong sandals of any stripe, or whether they really are the clunky, thud ending to the story. I’m trying to be objective and it’s not working, like attempting to watch an episode of Dynasty with an actual critical eye and then realizing after forty-two minutes that I was basically laughing and clapping the whole time. It’s too hard.
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