Fugger: Drew Barrymore

Unfug It Up: Drew Barrymore

Feb 2, 2012 By Jessica AT 8:00 am

This happened pre-SAGs, but we need to go here:

When I first saw this — last week — I thought it was A HOT MESS. But now that I’m coming back to it, I’m not nearly so mad. In fact, I think the whole thing could be saved if it were just a mini-dress. SUCH AN EASY FIX, DREW. Next, we need to do something about your hair…

But what do you think, Fug Nation? Fixable? Put on your styling caps.

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Emmy Awards Fug Ceremony: Drew Barrymore

Sep 19, 2011 By Jessica AT 9:30 am

There is a lot going on in this picture:

All I know is, Drew Barrymore is SO LUCKY that Kyle Chandler won this award for best actor, because I think the world was in the middle of Tweeting, “OMG, WTF is Drew Barrymore wearing and WHY CAN’T SHE EVER DRESS HERSELF FOR AN AWARDS CEREMONY” but then immediately had to start over and instead Tweet, “KYLE CHANDLER!!!!!!!!” And, okay, by “the world,” I mean “me,” but I’m sure I wasn’t alone, because  A) Kyle Chandler is awesome, and B) This looks like what would happen if a flapper got some bad moonshine and ended up procreating with a shower curtain.

PS: Could someone just remind Drew — who I actually don’t even dislike, but while we’re at it, I think this is important — that she didn’t INVENT Charlie’s Angels? The rest of us will thank you.

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Fug Madness 2011: Round Two, Cher Bracket

Mar 21, 2011 By Jessica AT 9:00 am

HOUSEKEEPING: Are you still having issues with voting? Try commenting first and seeing if it helps. That being said, ALLEGEDLY the polls should be working fine right now, so cross your fingers!

(1) TAYLOR MOMSEN vs. (9) DIANE KRUGER

Taylor Momsen is two for two in having photos that need to be censored, or put under a jump so as to not offend.

Congratulations?

This time, for language:

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Fug Madness 2011, Round One: Cher Bracket

Mar 17, 2011 By Heather AT 8:00 am

And so it begins! Remember, the photos we use are just illustrative (and to, we hope, make an entertaining post). We encourage you always to check the contestants’ archives on this site — easily found by clicking here and starting to type the person’s name into the Featured Fuggers search box, or through links within these posts themselves — and even maybe Google them before you vote (remember, eligibility is from after last year’s Oscars up through Feb. 28, a.k.a., this year’s Oscars). If you want. Maybe you just like to close your eyes and click; I don’t know your life.

Here we go…

(1) TAYLOR MOMSEN vs. (16) JESSICA SZOHR

In the battle of the Forgotten Gossip Girls, let’s start with Vanessa From Brooklyn. Sidebar: We call La Szohr that because, as part of that Sobe campaign for which she shot the nude pics, her radio spots did not say, “Hi, it’s Vanessa from Gossip Girl.” Instead, they said, “It’s Vanessa… from Brooklyn,” with nary a mention of the show’s name, which is both hilarious and very conspicuous.

Also conspicuous: her underboob.

Jessica Szohr

But I guess it makes sense. The girl likes netting — as we all recall from this cracked-out shirt, and her Oscars “dress,” of course – and she likes making you look at her boobs, which we recall from this:

Jessica Szohr

I ASSUME that thing stayed up all night, since we didn’t hear any scandalous Us Weekly blurbs noting Vanessa from Brooklyn turning into Vanessa from Hookerlyn, but I bet it was a close call.  As much as she cherishes her lady-assets is how much I wish she would prize her hair, as it’s a hot mess here and doesn’t look much better when she top-knots it, not to mention how ratty it looks if/when Vanessa from Brooklyn makes an appearance on the CW.

But is all this enough to unseat top seed Taylor Momsen? They share a disregard for their hair and a predisposition for transparency. But to date, Szohr has yet to do this. Prepare yourselves:

I actually had to censor this photo

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Grey Fugdens

Jan 7, 2011 By Jessica AT 8:00 am

“Yes,” Drew thought wistfully, “this was the right choice.”

“Is there anything in this world more easy OR more breezy than a human-sized cotton wine-sack? Does anything shriek ‘Cover Girl’ like quite a beach towel, hobbled so that you can’t really walk without, say, falling over and hitting your face on the corner of the coffee table, thus necessitating a whole lot of CoverGirl TruBlend Liquid Make-up?  Can you even think of the words ‘CoverGirl’ without also reflecting, ‘if only they made dresses from traffic cones, and oranges into rectangles?’ When you wake up in the middle of January, don’t you also decide that today is the day the beach cover-up you got for 60% off at J Crew finally makes an appearance? Aren’t you also irritated that J Crew has the most ridiculously expensive shipping in the world? Have you ever tried to secretly return a Final Sale item to J Crew only to learn that they will SEND IT BACK to you with a cranky note? Do you like peaches?  Don’t you think it’s kind of mean that they decided to make the actress with the most famous lisp in Hollywood say the words, ‘Lash blast mascara’? The answers, if you’re wondering, are:  Easy yes, breezy no, no, yes, if your oranges are rectangles you need to contact your supermarket because something went to hell there somewhere, no, yes, YES, sure, and totally. Beautiful! Cover Girl!”

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Fug or Fab the Cover: Drew Barrymore

Oct 11, 2010 By Heather AT 8:55 am

It’s not as if Drew isn’t a really, really pretty woman.

But, as the reader who submitted this photo to us pointed out, she also seems to have been airbrushed a bit into a state of… facial delicacy… that isn’t her own. In short, Drew looks like a streamlined version of anherself, to the point where for a second I thought this might be Ashley Greene. And nothing against Ashley Greene’s DNA — she’s very pretty — but I’m guessing Drew Barrymore didn’t rally through drug addiction, a career rehab or two along with actual rehab, dancing topless in front of Letterman on his show, dating I’m A Mac, marrying Tom Greene, and a host of other public feats just for somebody to wander past this magazine cover and go, “Huh, isn’t that one of the chicks from Twilight who can’t really act?”

poll by twiigs.com

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