Fugger: Drunkface McCord

Fug and Fab the Halloween Costumes

Oct 31, 2011 By Heather AT 12:00 pm
Jamie Lee Curtis
Eva "Pigford" MarcilleGwen StefaniDebra Messing and Daniel ZelmanRick Bayless
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It’s Halloween. Do you have your costume yet? If not, perhaps some of what this totally random array of celebrities wore over the weekend will inspire you. I know I am feeling especially moved to go out and put together my very best Morgan Fairchild costume. I think the neighborhood kids will really respond to it.

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Sep 26, 2011 By Jessica AT 10:00 am

Here’s my usual caveat about Drunkface McCord — who hardly ever looks drunkfaced anymore, which is so BORING of her — she has been pretty funny on 90210 of late. She still delivers her lines too fast, but there is something about her that is both very sympathetic and also really funny. Which is a strong combo. ALTHOUGH: this most recent showrunner is smoking crack. Last season was really good, and this season has already involved: the worst’s most unrealistic real estate deal; Dixon turning into David Silver; the unraveling of basically the most interesting development of last season’s finale (Naomi here getting knocked up by her cute nerd boyfriend); and an apparent commitment to rehabilitating Adrianna, who is actually a really good and interesting villain.

ANYWAY. Back to ol’ McCord:

Twenty bucks says that is NOT the way this outfit was supposed to turn out.  It looks like one of those Project Runway disasters where the designer runs out of time and decides that a scarf can double as a shirt. Heads up, you guys: a scarf is not a shirt. A scarf has never been a shirt. And while we’re at it, I think your skirt is actually Spanx. Is it possible everything you were supposed to be wearing tonight somehow got thrown into an industrial-strength shredder, and this is all that was left in your hotel room? In which case: Bravo for enduring it with a smile.

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Welcome Back, Albeit Boringly, Sarah Michelle Gellar/Drunkfug McFugd

Aug 5, 2011 By Heather AT 12:00 pm

I didn’t realize I’d missed Sarah Michelle Gellar until she came back to TV and I realized how long it’s been since she stepped away from regular work. It’s funny — Jessica and I were discussing the other day how it’s entirely possible that the Brat Pack of our generation — actors who can’t stay out of each others’ orbits and make movies we can’t stop yapping about because of their secret greatness, legitimate greatness, or horrible greatness — consists of SMG (Simply Irresistible, Cruel Intentions, I Know What You Did Last Summer, the Scooby movies), Freddie Prinze Jr. (Down To You, Summer Catch, Head Over Heels, I Know What You Did Last Summer, and of course She’s All That, plus the Scoobies), Matthew Lillard (She’s All That, the Scoobies, Scream, Summer Catch), Jennifer Love Hewitt (Can’t Hardly Wait, I Know What You Did Last Summer), and then some fringe folks like Ryan Phillippe (I Know What You Did Last Summer, Cruel Intentions) Julia Stiles (Down To You, 10 Things I Hate About You), and Rachael Leigh Cook (She’s All That), and even maybe a Skeet Ulrich (Scream). Crazy. I hope Matthew Lillard is, like, the godfather of SMG and FPJ’s child. Also, SMG, FPJ, JLH, RLC… there were a lot of triple-barrel names in that mix. Memory Lane, you are a pleasant and yet also sobering place.

Anyway: SMG is out making the rounds in service of Ringer, her CBS show that got kicked over to The CW for this fall:

And it’s… you know. Her face looks great. I like her hair. The dress could be better. It’s resoundingly whatever. But at least it’s not this:

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CW Upfront’s Fugs and Fabs

May 20, 2011 By Jessica AT 8:00 am
AnnaLynne McCord and Tristan Wilds
Shenae GrimesIan Somerholder, Nina Dobrev, Paul WesleyMaggie QShelley Hennig
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Let me just say right now that if something bad were ever to happen to the CW, Heather and I would be bereft. I only watch, like, EVERYTHING on there. ABC Family, as Heather pointed out to me last night whilst we discussed this, can only do so much. If nothing else, there are so many hot young things currently employed by the CW that I can’t help but hope that it, to borrow a phrase, has to be too big to fail. LET’S NOT EVEN TALK ABOUT THIS HYPOTHETICAL POSSIBILITY. Instead, let’s look at outfits:

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Who Fugged It More: Drunkface vs Abigail Breslin

May 2, 2011 By Heather AT 3:00 pm

Normally, I would expect Drunkface to win anything like this in a landslide. ESPECIALLY in these pants.

WHAT. It’s like each kneecap is a window that needs its own drapes. It’s such a scrolldown that I keep scrolling back up real fast to save myself. Now, you may be thinking, “No, Heather. It can’t get worse.” But I contend that it does.

Sorry to put you through this

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Apr 13, 2011 By Jessica AT 1:00 pm

This outfit was WAY more exciting when I thought that flesh-toned shirt was not so much “flesh-toned” and more “actual flesh.”

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