Fugger: Emma Stone

Fug the Cover, then Better Played: Emma Stone on Vogue


We got a lot of questions about this cover when we were in Boston, and we realized we accidentally hadn’t posted it. So here is the remedy:

Facially, Emma looks pretty as ever, but the zombie eyes are really distracting. Emma Stone is pretty much brimming with personality. She’s overflowing with it. So it’s unfathomable to me that Vogue found a way to suck out her spark. It’s further disappointing that they felt compelled to sex her up by sticking her in glorified lingerie (or whatever the heck that is), because Emma Stone is someone who has proven she can carry off more advanced fashion. She can be a lot more interesting, overall, than this cover is allowing her to be. And that is a shame, because — and this is an old refrain — isn’t the benefit of having Emma Stone on your cover the ability to play on people’s fascination with how spunky and inviting her natural personality is? Why not magnify that instead of making her look like somebody’s bored, bland mistress?

Problematically, too, I am not crazy about the garment. It’s super disturbing to me that the negligee (or dress, or camisole, or whatever it is) has that flesh-toned satin piece that I keep, at first passing glance, thinking is her rib cage. It is NOT, and I am not getting into body-shaming here; Emma Stone is lovely, and that is fabric, not her body. But if you’re, say, a nine-year old girl, or even a twenty-year old one, and you’re meandering past the checkout line with your mom and you catch a glimpse of this but can’t stop to stare, you might think, “Oh, look, that girl’s ribcage is on the cover of Vogue,” and that could end up in a bad place. The whole thing seems… well, I would say tone-deaf, but I don’t think they did it on purpose. Perhaps unfortunate is a better word.

Look how much better Vogue UK did:

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Fug or Fab: Emma Stone


I don’t know.

I kind of like the fact that the appliques are spider-web-y? And I am an avowed fan and enthusiast of all things petticoat and petticoat-related. I love a hint of tulle under a skirt. And I kind of dig the quasi-panniers. And I love people wearing sleeves on the red carpet, even NAY ESPECIALLY if they’re all young and firm-armed and don’t even need them.  And I love her bangs because that is what my bangs are basically supposed to do but only ACTUALLY do if someone else does my hair. And also I love her. AND I heard the movie is pretty good. So I’m giving her the win here — I like it. I TALKED MYSELF INTO IT.

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Well Played, Emma Stone


At least these two are finally getting to blow off some steam.

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Well Played (I Think?), Emma Stone


This photo cracks me up — something about it smacks of a boy who has just pulled The Yawn Maneuver on his date and is trying to remain placid while gauging her reaction.

[Photos: WENN, FameFlynet]

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The Amazing Spider-Fug


Well, the wheels have finally come off the bus. At least they look happy together?

[Photos: Getty]

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Fug or Fab: Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield


This is a little vampy for me. Literally.

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