Fugger: Florence Welch

Met Ball Fug Carpet: Florence Welch


Okay, okay, I know this is very Florence Welch, but I have to question whether in twenty years Florence Welch is going to be so thrilled that she’s created a legacy in which this outfit is synonymous with her name.

It is INSANE. Jessica said it reminds her of a dust bunny; I would amend that to some sort of militant, possibly weaponized dust bunny from a planet of angry discarded Swiffer cloths eager to exact allergenic revenge on humankind.

But it also reminds me of something else:

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Fug/Fab Face-Off: Mena Suvari vs. Florence Welch


At Fashion Week, we spotlighted this dress from Tadashi Shoji and said we liked it, cautiously — that we were afraid whoever tried to wear it first would do something terrible with it, before anybody else could do it right. Let’s see if Mena here did it justice:

Well, the pink lipstick is all wrong with this. It’s as if head and body were not considered together, when in fact — last I checked — they are attached and should therefore try to be complementary. The bob is cute, but the model’s sleeker hair and simple red lip would’ve been clever to echo. As for the dress, Mena has shortened it somewhat from where the model’s hits her — which was a good decision, because the runway length is hard to pull off unless you are that exact size, walking around on those exact legs. She also scrapped the tights and went with heavier shoes. I’m neutral on that change. The dress can carry dark tights, but it certainly doesn’t need them. All in all, though, I’m pretty pleased with this deployment — seriously, I was terrified someone would throw in a needless belt, or Mia Wasikowska would wear it with thick white shoes that look like she fished them out of Aunt Edna’s attic. That did not happen. Hooray for small miracles. (Note to Mia: You could still wear this. You could do it with the right makeup, and NOT wear Aunt Edna’s shoes, and it could look really good. Please consider.)

Florence Welch went with a long-form version in green:

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Fug Days Are Over


Wait a minute.

Does JK Rowling know there is a Weasley she didn’t account for?

[Photo: WENN]

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Unfug It Up: Florence Welch


What you don’t know is, this comes with a complimentary bottle of Claritin:

What I do know is that is SO close to working on a variety of levels: it could go way crazier, in a way that suits her. It could go way more conservative, in a way that would be so out of character for her that it might also be crazy enough to suit her. All I know is, bracelet-length sleeves, plus ankle-length pants worn with shoes that are not flats = you look like your grandma’s suit shrunk at the dry cleaner. Tell me, Fug Nation, can this be fixed? SHOULD it be fixed? Have at it.

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BRIT Awards Fug or Fab: Florence Welch


I realize this is her whole thing — floaty, ethereal, mullety.

It’s just very… I keep wondering if it smells like pollen.

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Unfug or Fab: Christina Hendricks and Florence Welch


There’s the old Sally Field chestnut “You like me! You really like me!”, and then there’s the version I think is going through Christina Hendricks’ head: “You… like me? You really LIKE me?”

But seriously, the lady won an Elle fashion award — an actual thing with words on it that she can keep in her powder room — for being the most stylish TV star, and having just snapped like a cheap swizzle stick at her BAFTAs disaster, it’s safe to say I think her résumé in this regard is underwhelming. That said, let’s discuss this: After I initially ran around Jessica’s hotel room turning over tables and throwing lamps against the wall,  because I think this makes her look incredibly broad around the shoulder region, I have since calmed down — and scrolled down — and now cooler heads are in place. The pattern is bold. I like her hair. The shoes seem right with it, and the belt nipping her at the waist reminds us all of those classic Joan Holloway Harris curves. While I think a scoop or a light v-neck might’ve made this a knockout, in the end my knee-jerk tantrum may have been for naught. Although I may have burned off that glass of port I guzzled after dinner, so that’s something.

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Now let’s check out the OTHER red-haired winner who wore a print:

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