17 photos in galleryWow, a LOT of people wore black to these parties. Some of their efforts were more successful than others.
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Fugger: Gabby Douglas
Oscars Fug and Fabs: Basic Black
SAG Awards Well Played: Gabby Douglas
I have never said this before, ever, and maybe never will again: This fantastic dress SO makes me want to be a teenager again.
Except when I was a teenager, I never would have dressed this well, ever — but then, if I got to go back with all the knowledge I have now, I could fab myself up and then leave everyone with the most stirring memories of my awesomeness. It’s really unfortunate that time-travel and astral rewinds have not been invented as pleasure sports. What the hell else are scientists doing that’s so freaking important anyway? Sheesh.
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Fug file: Awards & Galas, Well Played, athletes, SAG Awards, Gabby Douglas
Fugs, Fabs, and Fines: The White House Correspondents’ Dinner, The Neutrals
I have to admit that I have no idea why any of these people are invited to an event that’s designed for White House Correspondents — although I TOTALLY know why they all accepted their invites. But I kind of wish someone would let Amy Poehler report from the Front Lawn now and then. I saw SNL. I know she can do it.
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