Fugger: Ginnifer Goodwin

Met Ball Fugs and Fabs: Oranges


Can I say again how much I love the Met Ball? Three green gowns, three yellow ones (that I remember), and five — five! — orange ones. Even Kristen Wiig got on the color wheel, y’all! Hollywood, why are you so BORING the rest of the year?

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Fug and Fab the Kentucky Derby


Nobody does it like the Brits, and then the Aussies, when it comes to magnificulous millinery — and yes, I mashed up “magnificent” and “ridiculous,” which in itself is a magnificulous thing to do — but I’m proud that a couple times a year we do at least try to dress up our heads. Doubly so when it involves Cyndi Lauper wearing a giant tiki hut. I have it on good authority that she just wants to have fun, and I’m inclined to let her.

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Fug or Fab: Ginnifer Goodwin


Someone needs to talk to Ginnifer Goodwin. My theory is that some dumb yahoo once told her that her face looks bad or fat or bad and fat when she smiles, and that is why she is always making these ridiculous serious faces in photos, despite being (on talk shows), TOTALLY BUBBLY and an adorable delight. Never listen to those dumb yahoos, girls.

What about her dress?

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Fugs and the Occasional Fab-Adjacent: Stella McCartney party


Not all of this is bad, it’s true. But what does it say about the situation that GINNIFER GOODWIN managed to be one of the best-dressed people there? No, it’s true. You’ll see.

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Ginnifer Fugwin


This ensemble makes me unaccountably sad.

The drooping satin, the color palette of a baseball game hot dog, the weird metal waist cuff hanging above the seam of the dress’s own natural waist, the dreary shoes that scream for a bright pedicure to save them from being total sadface emoticons… I guess that means this makes me accountably sad. But at least it also makes me want to use my Hot Diggety Dogger, so it can check the win column for ONE thing.

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Oscar Fug Carpet: Ginnifer Goodwin


Once upon a time, there was a really, really cute girl who made it her mission to melt my brain.

Apron shirt marble window slip silly string mustache smoke. The end.

but there’s a postscript

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