24 photos in galleryNot as many doozies as we would like. What is the world coming to?
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Fugger: Hilary Swank
Fugshion Week Fugs and Fabs: Assorted People We Saw
Fug file: Photos, Hot Right Now, Ashlee Simpson, Katherine Heigl, Bridget Moynahan, Matt Damon, Luciana Barroso, Shay Mitchell, Shailene Woodley, Holland Roden, Christine Teigen, Joan Collins, Sam Claflin, Will & Jada, Karolina Kurkova, Hilary Swank, Zoe Saldana, Leven Rambin, Morgan Saylor, Katharine McPhee, Jaime King
Met Ball Basically Well-Played Carpet: Hilary Swank and Jessica Alba
HILARY SWANK: Alba.
JESSICA ALBA: Swanksy.
SWANK: We meet again.
ALBA: We’ve never met before. But we’re clearly soulmates. Look at our mirror-image hair styles.
SWANK: I’m glad anyone is willing to be my soulmate after that whole Chechian warlord debacle.
ALBA: You must be terrible at Google, though, seriously.
SWANK: I GET IT.
ALBA: But you look nice. Finally.
SWANK: What is that supposed to mean?
ALBA: Just that last time we saw you, you were wearing this. Also, you’ve been on like a ten year campaign to remind us all you have boobs. Talk about “I get it,” am I right?
SWANK: Wow, Jessica Alba, you are kinda harsh.
ALBA: I call ‘em like I see ‘em, Swank. But you do look nice. Well done. FOR ONCE.
SWANK: You also look nice.
ALBA: I think you mean, I look GREAT.
SWANK:…I mean, you do. You do look great.
ALBA: Thanks! Smile pretty for the cameras, and then let’s pretend this never happened.
Fug file: Awards & Galas, Well Played, Met Ball, Jessica Alba, Hilary Swank
Million Dollar Fuggy
For someone who went from Four Episode Arc As Steve’s Girlfriend on 90210 to Two Time Oscar Winner, it seems like Swank’s career pendulum has taken a swing back toward the shit-hole direction. Her IMDb is sad, you guys. She has NO movies coming out this year, and she hasn’t been in a decent movie since Million Dollar Baby, which was in 2004. That was before this website even EXISTED. I wish Vulture would revisit the Star Market they wrote about her, because I think things have gotten even more dismal for her career since 2010 — it’s hard to bounce back from getting canned by your PR team after you decided to attend the birthday party of a Chechnian warlord, after all. Also dismal:
Ugh. Lady, get a new agent and a new PR agency first, but PLEASE put “New Stylist” on that list somewhere.
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Fug or Fab: Hilary Swank
I have no idea what The Swank is promoting, but she sure is making the rounds lately. If only there were some sort of electronic clearing-house of information where I could potentially research whether or not she has a movie coming out. Oh, well. Instead, we’ll have to just look at her outfit:
I mean. It’ll look great draped across the back of my Grandma’s sofa.
Loading ...Fug file: Fug or Fab, floral, lace, Hilary Swank
@CountSnarkula YES!!
Oscars Fug/Fab Face-Off: Sally Field vs Hilary Swank
It seems… at best remiss that Valentino dressed one of tonight’s Oscar nominees in something HUGELY similar to what it gave a 90210 alum. … Okay, fine, Hilary Swank is also a two-time Oscar winner, but we all know Former Steve Sanders Love Interest is what’s going on her tombstone.
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