17 photos in galleryCome for the Junior Knowles; stay for two fug favorites who MAY have left their signature nonsense at home. LADIES. CANNES IS NOT THE TIME TO CLEAN UP ONE’S ACT.
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Fugger: Isla Fisher
Fugs and Fabs: The Ladies of the Cannes Opening Ceremony
May 16, 2013 AT 11:00 am
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77The Great Fugsby
There are a lot of things I like about this dress — sleeves! pattern! — but the fact remains that basically I super super hate it:
Chop it off at some point, and I would have put it to a vote, but I needed to take a stand. This SHEER LEGS AHOY LACE SEE THROUGH thing has GOT to end. At its rare best, it looks “surprisingly decent,” but generally it falls somewhere on a spectrum ranging from genially snoozeworthy to outright hideous. Those aren’t good odds. Would you undergo elective surgery if the doctor told you that in the best case scenario, the surgery would change literally nothing but that it was more likely that he might screw up and accidentally take out your entire brain while he was in there? I’m just saying.
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Fug file: Fugs, Isla Fisher
Fugs and Fabs: The Gatsby/Prada Party
6 photos in galleryI fear the Gatsby movie will never come out and then when it does, it may never leave. It’s like we’ve been living in an endless cycle of Gatsby promotion for the last 17 years of our collective lives. I have been so worn down that I can’t even launch into my usual diatribe about how GATSBY OF ALL THINGS SHOULD NOT BE IN 3D ARGH NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE IN 3D DON’T YOU GET THAT THE BOOK WAS REALLY NOT THAT POSITIVE ON THE SUBJECT OF VERY KIND OF OTT RIDICULOUSNESS THAT HAS LED TO ENDLESS 3D IN THE FIRST PLACE MAKE IT STOP.
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Fug file: Fug or Fab, Photos, Hot Right Now, Katy Perry, Isla Fisher, Florence Welch, Maggie Gyllenhaal
Oscars Fugs and Fabs: Cleaning Out My Lightbox
17 photos in galleryIt’s that time again: The stragglers get kicked out of the club so that we can all turn out the lights and go home. Cue “Closing Time.”
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Fug file: Awards & Galas, Fug or Fab, Photos, Hot Right Now, Oscars, Alicia Vikander, Rachel Griffiths, Analeigh Tipton, Mel B, Lana Parilla, Radha Mitchell, Gloria Reuben, Emma Roberts, Jaime King, Leven Rambin, Norah Jones, Isla Fisher, Emily Mortimer, Jessica Lowndes, Katerina Graham, Julie Bowen
@thebestjasmine I want to high five her - J
Fugs and Fabs: The Now You See Me Premiere
Do you think the people promoting movies that are not currently at Cannes feel all resentful and annoyed that they’re not currently sitting on a balcony in the south of France right now, drinking an Aperol Spritz? On the other hand, there’s a crime spree afoot in Cannes right now, and surely it’s better to be promoting a caper movie in New York than LIVING ONE in France.
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