When I saw this picture, at first I thought, “Wait, I know he’s hurt, but shouldn’t Brian Wilson be celebrating with the San Francisco Giants right about now?”
But, hey, it’s Halloween. Maybe he’s at a Go As Your Favorite Topiary party.
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I’m sure more pictures from yesterday’s third day of Coachella are still rolling in, but here’s what I’ve rounded up from the weekend so far — including Paris and Perry in panties, Emma Roberts pushing it again with patterned pants, Grace Potter… um… putting it out there in a pfringed pcardigan, and… yeah, okay, I can’t alliterate the rest of it. Just come see.
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This is important, guys. Is Jared Leto (and his bandmate from Thirty Odd Foot of Seconds To Mars or whatever the hell vanity band it is) wearing a skirt?
More specifically, is that a dress/skirt over pants? Or tights? Or leggings? So basically, it’s… something over something else? Back when I was in love with Jordan Catalano, I never imagined I would grow up and need to lecture him on the passé evils of dresses over pants. I can’t… it’s so… do k.d. lang and Zooey Deschanel even HAVE a joint marching band?
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I bring bad tidings.
This is NOT, in fact, in service of a Lifetime movie called His Torso Wore Fishnets, about a man who lives in a fugue state by night so that his chest can moonlight on the pole. I know, I know. It hurts me too. Because that movie would be awesome, whereas this outfit is just sort of sad, limp douchenozzlery.
[Photo: Splash News]
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Fugs, Fabs, and Fines of Coachella, Weekend One
Dear Coachella,
Thank you for bringing the crazy. Never leave us.
Love,
People Who Love The Crazy
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